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"Yes, please!"

*To Ashir* "I agree that price-flooring is in play, here, but also consider the net worth of a zombie is the same, regardless of the appearance or condition of a living body. Also, it probably incentivizes less-advantaged people to view their demise as a boon to their families, rather than a...

*To Khefren* "Oooh! You are sassy! I do not know many sassy people. Leau, have you met this sassy man? It is refreshing!" *To Toranna* "Is there anything he left behind? Was it obvious how he died or do you recall where he was found?"

*Takes contract from Ashir, reads it for exactly two seconds, and hands it back to him* "This is a very sound document. It is heavily weighted in favor of the Dustmen, however. Also, it is written on human epidermal tissue and I am impressed by their resourcefulness. Toranna, have you...

*Stops playing banjo* "Hello, Toranna! The security staff told us your name. We are not using magic to divine your personal information. I understand that to be rude. Also, I am Lex." "This is Leau. The others are Ashir, Ezra, and Ander. Ashir will likely begin talking to you, soon...

*Walks over to Toranna, whispers to Leau* "The level of discomfort I feel amongst these people is almost immeasurable with adjectives. Clearly, the privilege of having souls causes many of you organics to exercise a strange kind of disrespect towards your quasi-immortality. But more...

"This location was more readily available than a Harmonium patrol, for one, but mainly it is because we are pursuing a Xaositect named Eliath and are concerned that these murders, having been allegedly perpetrated by one of that faction, may involve him, since the killer is supposedly attracted...

"You must be the security interface. I am Lex and this is Ander, Leau, Ashir, and Ezra. We are great-looking people on a group date who are seeking answers to deep questions; namely, why do you think a Chaosman would be accused of murdering Hivers?" **Does not stop playing banjo**

×××I HAD WRITTEN A REPLY YESTERDAY STATING WHAT YOU JUST DID BUT ENWORLD LOST IT. ESSENTIALLY, LEX SUGGESTED GOING TO THE MORTUARY, THOUGH HE ALSO DECIDED TO PLAY A BANJO. AS FOR EZRA, I HAVE NO OPINION.××× (I don't mean to sound/look angry; it seems like OOC convos are happening in the IC...

*Pulls a silver coin out of his mouth* "Here you go, good buddy!"

*To Rig* "If you would like to have more money, I would have to ask you more about the individual asking after these deaths and disappearances. If you know their whereabouts and will either tell us or guide us to that location, I am happy to entertain a cash price of your choosing. Or I can...

"Leau, would it not be serendipitous if this person to whom they refer was, in fact, the same individual we are seeking?" *Stares at Leau* "That was not a rhetorical question. I did not mean to make it sound that way." *Turns to Ander* "It pains me to say it but, at present, I take you to...

*Staring at Ander* "Flared nostrils, dilated pupils, widened stance--I am reasonably certain you are afraid. There is also a 19% chance you are, instead, aroused. In case it is the latter, you should know I am on a date with Leau and I don't know if that is a problem for you. But since it is...

url=http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=195832]Arcana: 1D20+6 = [12]+6 = 18 [/url] "My excitement cannot be restrained! A real, live Torilian! What an amazing day!" *Runs over to Ander, in full squee mode* "Let me find something to absorb your vomit!"

_: 1D20+4 = [1]+4 = 5 Persuasion *Flashes a smile that is decidedly not a winning one* "Winning smile! Dead bodies are a bummer. How about we all go find a cheese plate?"

url=http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=195047]Religion: 1D20+4 = [19]+4 = 23 [/url "The perimortem contusion notwithstanding, there is little to ascribe to cause of death and outward expressions of physical illness are not present. While it is early to assume foul play, I could not...

"Leau! Please watch out for the corpse!" "On an unrelated note, this is Ashir and his HILARIOUS coat-collar comedy routine. He says you are my 'crew.' I am not certain, since you are not being paid by me, currently, and you are not my subordinate. We also lack a ship or a municipal cleaning...

"You do not need to worry about being confused for the assailant in this case. Harmonium patrols are infrequent and with the Hive's high morbidity rate, a corpse is not an uncommon sight. The alleyway is windowless and there is no aerial surveillance. I can tell from our positions that we...

*Finger guns at Ashir and Ezra* "New friends! Winning smile! Best day ever!"

*Heads down alleyway where Crazy Dave vanished* url=http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=194606]Investigation: 1D20+8 = [15]+8 = 23 [/url "A-ha!"