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"Not escaped! Trapped! How?! How?!" "Not reality! Un-reality!" "White coats? White NOISE! The *sssscreeeeee* of stars devolving to particle soup. But not soup to eat! Such beauty!" "Yes. Appropriate in both the explicit and implicit. Limitations of personal form and mentation imply cooperative...

Cool. Got it. I probably won't have much access on Wednesday through Friday, though my brother-in-law might have a wireless network at his place. Vaunea can go ahead and ask a couple of questions, though. ;)

As part of his demi-resurrection, is he going to be more cooperative and less of a suspicious ****?What's a magic ki focus?

I've a few days off and desire to get to the fighting, so... The party finds themselves standing before Aggravus Pinch in the TURTLEDOME! The events before arriving here seem a blur, as if time were squeezed within a juicer, distilled, and consumed by an irate dwarven binge-alcoholic. You...

The man shakes his head vigorously. "Not insane! Sane! See, here is proof! I will now engage in appropriate social behavior as determined from observed interaction of other entities within simulation." He stands up straight, then bows. "Greetings, free-willed entity. It is a pleasure to meet...

"Relax? Relax?!" he sobs, "How, when it is swish-swish and woosh-woosh and thump-thump and gurgle-gurgle ALL THE TIME inside the me that is not me?!" He groans and boxes his own ears. "Inappropriate. Appropriate. Evidence of consensual social contract. Winking acknowledgement of personhood...

Nah. It's cool. I was joking about Hacker taking the shield. ;) Hacker is nonplussed as the shield narrowly misses his head. He exhales a large cloud of smoke and twirls his finger in an impatient "Can we get this dog and pony show on the road" gesture.

Yep! :lol: Now, get off your duff and post your elemental's turn, so Tonk can get about his business and kill it. I think he'll build a nice stone hut from its remains. The elemental's head will be the fireplace.

How? You're rolling using Invisible Castle.

"No, no. Got it in one. Hell, you could issue a diploma for how well we've learned that you can kick our *****." "You might not want to want for that, as we're a hopelessly paranoid and suspicious bunch, except--that is-- for Kathalia." Hacker performs a quick calculation in his head and...

Yeah, well... It may be a while before Tonk joins the party, because he's going to kill that stupid elemental (unless he runs out of shuriken and sling stones). And now, I'm going to be sitting around thinking, "What did I miss?! What did I miss?! What am I supposed to notice?!" AAAAARGH!

Thanks, Kalidrev! :) The man grinds his forehead with the back of his knuckles and groans. He snatches the owner of ale out of his chair by the scruff of his neck, displaying the struggling man to Elec-Squall. "Not true! Not true! Look, he is emptiness and unmotivation! Where is the spark? Where...

The man twitches at the sound. "No!" he brays, as if unused to the concept of 'inside voice', "Not philosopher! No lover of wisdom, I! But once...! But once...! Oh...." He closes the distance with Elec-Squall, standing almost on top of him. His eyes blaze with earnest...something. "See?!" he...

Uhm... I guess we're supposed to lose this fight. Tonk stays low and moves behind a nearby stump. He hurls another shuriken. (Standard Action: Deft Strike Miss -- move to M12) Cursing his luck (and the innate bias of computerized randomizers), he sneaks into the trees. (Move to M10. Stealth...

Muttering to himself, a large man in mismatched plate mail and a frayed cloak enters the room. He grabs a passing nobleman and begins picking through the squealing man's hair. "See? See?! Absolutely ridiculous! In a society at this level of technological advancement, his hair should be swarming...

Yeah... Didn't understand that. Thought it was impatience that Hacker hadn't attacked yet.

Hacker looks down at the tendril piercing his chest and clutching his heart. He sighs and lights a cigarette. "Well, that didn't work, but--honestly--can you blame us for trying? How about we take a step back, calm down, and talk about us performing your task for monetary rewards that don't...

Technically, it's HACK! But you get the drift... :p This is the guy. I'm just about done with his character sheet.

Even if the Tonkster had combat advantage on that last attack, he'd miss. Besides, the boy needs a new mace!

Yeah, well, I don't play fruity feylocks or androgynous drow angst-ridden crybabies. My character is going to be a completely insane human (or is he?). Insanity is fun! Just like in real life! Yeah! My character is a freaking one-trick pony! And his trick is chopping up people with an axe!