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    TURTLEDOME! (Battle Bone!) -- Part 2

    The imp raises its arm to take in the entire library, then points at itself and shakes its head. It points at a book, then at itself, and nods vigorously. "Feel free to come back any time you'd like," says the enchanter to the departing ranger. As Finnian closes the door, he swears he can hear...
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    Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

    Moving silently through the brush, Tonk gets his silk rope out of his duffel bag. He sneaks ahead and into the path of the rock monster, tying the rope between two trees, at about the ankle heighth of the creature, in the hopes of causing it to trip and fall. I'm guessing Stealth (1d20+9=10)...
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    The Closed Eye, part II (DM: covaithe, Judge: garyh)

    "Now that the sissy boy has vamoosed, let's go kill something," says Hacker, walking down the tunnel. Yes, yes. He's spent enough surges to get to full health... Go ahead and spring your blasted trap and roll your stinkin' natural 20's, covaithe!
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    TURTLEDOME! (Battle Bone!) -- Part 2

    "Hmmm," ponders the Drivan bobble-skull, "It must be Drivan, because he's a complicated guy, and he did recently acquire a new outer garment." "I concur," says the Vaunea bobble-skull, "Uh...*caff*...I mean, me think so too!" *sigh* Lord, help me, but sometimes I'm not that bright... As Drivan...
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    TURTLEDOME! (Battle Bone!) -- Part 2

    "Emmett!" shouts the Finnian bobble-skull. Did we lose Reklaw? He hasn't posted in a while.
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    The Peanut Gallery

    Our bounty was posted in the Tavern?!
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    Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

    Okay, so Tonk doesn't get to knock Blade over the head. Sticking with his Athletics result (14) for the skill challenge...
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    The Peanut Gallery

    Not what did. If I'd have known, Tonk would have thrown a shuriken. The damage would have been about the same, and he wouldn't have suffered injury, having only 9 HP to last Lord knows how many encounters we have left.
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    TURTLEDOME! (Battle Bone!) -- Part 2

    "Yeah, baby! Yeah!" shouts THE COAT!, doing just as asked. THE COAT! does that, too. "C'mon, baby, give me somethin' haaaaaaard to do!" "I dunno WHAT you talkin' 'bout, Emral-man! I don't do squares-ville. There's only two kindsa good music in this here universe: FUNK and SOUL. And, baby, I'm...
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    TURTLEDOME! (Battle Bone!) -- Part 2

    Swillwort chuckles and puts up the Cudgel of Analysis, joining Finnian on first storey. "I need to get back to your friend, Vaunea, so please excuse me." When Finnian tries to follow, Swillwort gestures for him to stay. "She's in the middle of an arcane ritual. I'm afraid your presence would...
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    The Peanut Gallery

    We'll see if it works... After pulling the stunt of jumping off the rocks to attack the spectre and protect Mikara, then discovering that I get damage for every which-way, I'm getting reticent about announcing actions that are outside the norm.
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    Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

    So, is it possible to change Tonk's action? If I had known that the chance of success was not dependent on my character's action, then I would not have engaged in it.
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    Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

    If (and ONLY if) it's possible to do this and still run away (without taking damage or suffering penalties to skill checks).... With an annoyed sigh, Tonk appears from the brush behind Blade and smashes the avenger over the head with his mace. (Minor Action: Blade is Hunter's Quarry; Standard...
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    The Closed Eye, part II (DM: covaithe, Judge: garyh)

    Hacker doesn't. He turns around and talks to Woe and Kathalia. "Are you actually going to let this idiot determine policy for the entire party, especially after his useless ***** was handed to him in the last fight? And even more especially since his idea of teamwork is 'hide while everyone...
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    Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

    From the shadows, Tonk says, "I fine with run away, too! Move! Move! Aggress! Aggress! Is silly for to stay here and wait, because terrain no suit us. Is maybe for to get to town and rest at temple."
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    Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

    Joe, if in the future you rule that an action will cause my character injury, please give me an opportunity to abort. A maniacal laugh bubbles out of Tonk's throat. After listening to his comrade's speeches, Tonk shakes his head. "Why you make like the Gloomy Gus, yes? Is no time for the...
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    TURTLEDOME! (Battle Bone!) -- Part 2

    "By the gods, I hope not!" says the Enchanter, "And please don't take off your armor. I need you to wear it as part of the enchantment process." Emral grumpily rushes by as Finnian speaks. "One at a time, please! Annie, could you take Mr. Finnian to the examination room?" The maid takes Finnian...
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    The Closed Eye, part II (DM: covaithe, Judge: garyh)

    "I ain't no ***** snuggle-*****-puss, and my diposition ain't ***** sweet," Hacker says, wobbling on his heels. Hacker turns and thrusts a finger at Atreus's groin (since it's about eye level). "And, you, Whistle-britches, what kind of idiot are you? No, don't answer. It's a rhetorical...
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    TURTLEDOME! (Battle Bone!) -- Part 2

    "Aw, baby!" cries THE COAT! "Rejected?! What's with that, man? We was MADE for one another! You are the cat, and I am the meow! C'mon, Emral, man, I love you! How can you throw a brother down like that?!" Little sad emoticons strobe across the crumpled surface of discarded coat. "Man, I feel...
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    Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

    Tonk can get in a couple of hits, then get knocked down, someone can stabilize him, and he's good to go for a couple of hits in the next fight.
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