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Are you letting his sick methods actally work for him? If so, there's certainly no incentive to quit. Try having him encounter someone who just isn't impressed with his shtick. Like in the movie Suicide Kings whn the young punks foolishly kidnap and torture Christopher Walkin. He's not...

Just remember the first letter. If you want to Make it with a Milf, you must first Flatter her with Filk! ;)

Oh my dear lord. I just read through the entire description on your website ... and I think I wet my pants! FUNNY!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Thank you!!! :D :D :D :D :D

I have also heard the idea put forth that "filk" is a combination of "Folk" music and "filth". Which in a lot of cases accurately describes filk. :D

Shameless vote-mongering Hey all, This post has nothing whatsoever to do with our game, but since I am a shameless self-promoter, I wanted to ask all of you to please vote for my song "We Didn't Start the Flamewar." in the EN World Song Parody thread going on right now. The battle for first...

"Well that was a decent workout," says Arvin. "Shall we continue on? If this wench has the platinum to spare to hire redcaps and demons, then surely there will be a veritable hoard of treasures waiting for us to claim after she is vanquished and the helm reclaimed!" After performing dismally...

I'm glad you don't feel bad about doing that, because that's exactly what I've done. :D But instead of just my gaming group, I petitioned everyone who reads my LiveJournal, all my address book contacts, and the entire membership of the local community college Gamer's Guild! Thanks for the...

Arvin wipes the demon's ichor from his blades before putting them away, then stoops and retrieves the bracers the beasts wore, cleaning them as best he can. Arvin also retrieves the leather satchel from where it hangs. "Looks like we've earned a little more loot for our troubles," he says...

IMO it's an excellent product. The instructions are detailed and easy to complete. The stuff looks great when you have it together. It's reuseable, and modular. Perfect for most dungeon crawls. I like it a lot. :D

"By the gods, why won't you fall!?" shrieks Arvin. OOC: Full attack T1 ... again!

I bust my hump all week trying to make ends meet. Gaming is a relaxing, fun, social hobby that lets me recharge my mental batteries. It's affordable, fits my time constraints, and provides a great opportunity to hang out with my friends.

OOC: Sure, assuming I can still make a full attack from L6, I'd be glad to. :D

Wow. If you feel like that, then you should really stop and consider if this is a project you should get involved with. I'm not trying to offend you, but every point you made pretty much runs counter to the whole "shared-world" concept. It sounds like you'd be happier if this was your world, and...

"Where do you think you're going?" Arvin shouts at the ape-creature before bringing his blades to bear yet again. I've got to connect this time. I look like a fool swinging for the fences and never connecting! OOC: Arvin takes a 5' step to K6 and full attacks T1.

I don't think the problem has anything to do with too many options. It's not that there are too many feats, PrC's, what have you. The problem is that there is very little material that tells a newbie what to do with all these bits. Eliminating classes, or races, or feats is going in the wrong...

Shaun of the Dead Practical Magic Apollo 13 Jaws Caddyshack Ghostbusters (But NOT Ghostbusters 2!) The Thing (Original B&W version) The Day the Earth Stood Still Romeo & Juliet (Baz Lerman) Escaflowne Legally Blonde Father of the Bride Godzilla (Original only, not that crappy Matthew Broderick...

The bedroom of a duke taken over by an Angel of Decay? Sounds like an excuse for depravity to me! Does this need to be a fight encounter? You could add some pretty Eric's Grandma unfriendly stuff to this room that wouldn't necessarily be a fight, but would still make the room memorable. Angel...

How disappointing. I read the whole thing, and still don't know where "otyugh" comes from. :(

DANIEL BUADHN (pronounced Boon) (Charismatic Hero 3/Personality 2) Age: 53 Height: 5' 10" Weight: 175lb. Reach: 5' (5x5) Size & Type: Med. Humanoid Occupation: Celebrity STR: 10 (+0) DEX: 11 (+0) CON: 10 (+0) INT: 14 (+2) WIS: 14 (+2) CHA: 16 (+3) Hit...