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Hiya, I can't quite work out why Alan's got 8d8+24 hit points, when his Con modifier is +2. Doe he have the Toughness feat? Cheers, Al'kelhar

See, every so often, my faith in humanity is restored. For at least 3 minutes and 33 seconds.

Isn't the true catastrophe that some of the bards escaped the fire, alive?

Ah, I see you are familiar with the old Australian recipe for cooking galah (a ubiquitous native cockatoo), then. Ingredients: 1 galah 1 leather boot Preparation: Place galah and leather boot in large pot, cover with water from the dam. Place over open fire. Simmer until leather of the...

Hey, we both know Tom from accounting. Must be one of those "six degrees of Tom from accounting" thing.

To be fair, the staffers who dive for them will be those HR types only concerned about "slip and fall" risks. The gamers will be those who wait to see what the roll is...

So, scanning the 1st level, 1-session introductory adventure Cold-Hearted Killer, I've come to the conclusion it's a TPK. The mission is to kill the bad guy - no other option is given and killing him is the sole success criterion. Even capturing him alive (which is impossible BTW; see below)...

Yeah, well, of course a person who liked [x edition] more than [y edition] would say that, wouldn't they?

This reminds me so much of the "goatf***er" joke. The gist of which is that an old guy in the pub is referred by every local who comes into the pub as "goatf***er". When asked why, he explains that over his long life he's done every one of them these amazing favours and has basically saved...

Hmm, but isn't that short for Kate?

Nah, every class should be ranked according to this methodology: Cheers, Al'kelhar

Sorry mate, you might want to be a bit less competitive about this. As far as I can tell, your contributions to this discussion have been as ridiculous as the contributions you seek to criticize. Very poor form from a mod. In my view, the circumstances in which a character died in the...

Healing spirit was a cludgy spell and also completely unnecessary. Druids simply should simply have been given access to aura of vitality (much as clerics now have been in Tasha's). I find it gobsmacking that anyone legitimately relied on it pre-errata, as it was quite clearly stupidly potent...

Chalk me up as another fan of the "Classic Four": War Cleric Magic Cleric Life Cleric Trickster Cleric Cheers, Al'kelhar