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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Agreed in full. I took the boys there yesterday afternoon after our game session and the steak was pretty good. But they had some chicken where the meat was fall-off-the-bone tender - delicious! Johnathan
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    Dog's Bones 2024 -- 11/10 Bird Folk; 11/9 Tieflings 3/3; 11/5 Tieflings 2/3; 11/4 Tieflings 1/3 ; 11/2 Krampus; 10/31 Bog Homunculus; 10/30 Myconids

    With the ship's wheel placed where it is, I almost expect the sea giant to make the old "It's drivin' me nuts!" joke. (In fact, it looks like he might have already made that joke - and somebody gave him two gold stars for the effort!) Johnathan
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    In today's "Dreams of Erthe" game session, the PCs: Saw a drow mother arguing with a pair of city guards; it appears her hot-headed son Derrok, in an attempt to show his worthiness as an adventurer, picked the lock to the tower of a dead-for-centuries drow wizard whose dungeons were said to...
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    Describe your last rpg session in 5 words

    Rescued dumbass drow from dungeon. Johnathan
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Whenever I was asked this, I always pretended to think on it a moment before answering, "An adult." Johnathan
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    What are you reading in 2024?

    People lice? Interesting typo/autocorrect. I finished The Bone Yard and am now starting up the last in that series, this time without the word "bone" in the title: Without Mercy, by Jefferson Bass. It's another mystery about to be solved by a forensic bone specialist, but this time a killer...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I once experienced something similar in the college cafeteria. I took what I thought was lime Jell-O with sliced pears in it, something I've had many times before and have enjoyed. But one bite in, and I discovered those weren't sliced pears - they were slices of peeled grapefruit. Seriously...
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    Dog's Bones 2024 -- 11/10 Bird Folk; 11/9 Tieflings 3/3; 11/5 Tieflings 2/3; 11/4 Tieflings 1/3 ; 11/2 Krampus; 10/31 Bog Homunculus; 10/30 Myconids

    Reminds me of a scene from Tales of the Black Freighter, the comic-within-a-comic inside Watchmen. Johnathan
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    Yeah, I agree that the spell description could be a bit more thorough, and I agree with your "you wouldn't sink to the bottom of the ocean" example. No point in examining it any further than that at this point, in any case - like I said, we've accepted and moved on. Johnathan
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    If this had been the first time anything like this had come up, that would have been different - but we've had similar instances where the rules all bent to this DM's advantage - like the anti-magic field around the lich we were fighting once that somehow didn't cause the wall of thorns he was...
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    In tonight's "Ghourmand Vale" session, the PCs: Followed the fleeing white dragon we'd dropped to 29 hp last adventure Slew the dragon when the paladin, after seeing it dropping elevation to head for a cave in a glacier (thereby revealing its lair), charged it on his celestial pegasus and...
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    Describe your last rpg session in 5 words

    DM wants cake, eat it. Johnathan
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    Dreams of Erthe

    ADVENTURE 77: MACHINA ARENA PC Roster: Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 16 Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10 Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 8/paladin 8 Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 10 Zander Quilson...
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    EN World What you thought a thread title said.

    Thread title: Disguising 4e as 5e/5.5e What I Saw: Disgusting 4e as 5e/5.5e Johnathan
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    The Willingness to Embrace Joy in Things.

    There was a Joy in my third-grade class I would have loved to embrace...I doubt she'd have been up for it, though. Johnathan
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    D&D General Do You Use a DM Screen?

    Yeah, but I don't need a DM screen for any of those other reasons, either. I print out my homebrew adventures and monster stat sheets and keep them on a clipboard, with my PC tracking sheet on the top so nobody sees anything. I have a little table on wheels nearby to hold my books and the...
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    D&D General Do You Use a DM Screen?

    Never. We roll in the open. Johnathan
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    Space: 1999 Coming From Modiphius

    I was at a Doctor Who convention in Chicago back in 1984, and one of the guests was Tom Baker. Someone asked him during a Q&A session what other science fiction franchises he enjoyed, and he said Space: 1999, which gained some scattered applause from the audience. Then he explained, with a...
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    What are you reading in 2024?

    I finished Flesh and Bone, which I really enjoyed although I knew immediately who would have been behind the plot to frame the main character. But I came to really enjoy the characters, and the main death halfway through the book hit me pretty hard. Now I'm reading what is apparently the sixth...
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    Absolutely! The DM was back in fine form and we all had a good time. Johnathan
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