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  1. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    The town consists of…. thirty or forty burned-out buldings, mostly reduced to their stone foundations, charred timbers and piles of still-hot ash. More old ruins .... "Hold on," interjected the Crimson Bardalier, "This isn't how it's supposed to be. We defeated Ragash, didn't we? Before she...
  2. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    DM: Well, It’s like this…… you know when Jeli rolled a d7 and got 2⅞ ? Well, we should have paid more attention because had we but realised it, at that moment the multiverse was riven in twain. Snappy and the others are simultaneously dead and not dead. What? So I'm simultaneously playing Od...
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    The never ending story of ...

    Much like Perseus, much like Hercules, much like..... Ragash The Destroyer of Lives. She emerged from the cave like a serpent from the egg. The hideout would no longer contain her and she would range freely through the Sword Coast, laying waste to the human lands and reclaiming them for her...
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    Story Hours Index (Authors, add your own):

    Title: The never ending story of ..... Author: Free-for-all. but mostly BoldItalic and rgoodbb. Anyone can join in. Number of Threads: 1 Type: Humour System: D&D 5e Setting: Anything you like, but vaguely classic D&D seems to happen most Started: 14 Dec 2017 Status: Ongoing Average Installment...
  5. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    I know the Peak District. If lost, go down. Not a chance. We are in a black hole with an audience of nil. It's just me and ... *looks around* where did they come from?
  6. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    until landing on a solid....... pentagon. "You have to read the number at the top," explained Od, "Not the one it lands on, obviously, because you can't see it." "The numbers around the top are 1, 3, Z, Ϫ, and 2⅞. Doesn't help a lot." "Roll it again." *clackety, clackety, clack* "That's...
  7. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    Something was coming their way..... "It's the water trap!" shouted Od. "They've set it off early, before we reached the mmmph flmgth!". His last words were stifled as Norn clamped his hand over Od's mouth to save him from inadvertantly committing metagame. "Water doesn't rumble," declared...
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    The never ending story of ...

    Norn glanced at the others for assent before getting a complex piece of arcane equipment out his backpack. It was like a bronze tube on a folding tripod, which he set up carefully with the tube upright but pointing slightly towards the cave mouth. Then he got out a number of cylinders, about the...
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    D&D 5E (2014) What’s your best D&D alliterative title?

    #4 is called Triboar Tales, then we have #5: Taking The Triboar Trail, #6: Triboar Trials & Tribulations, and finally #7: Terminating The Tribour Tales Tidily. It will never reach Vol 10 because nobody wants to buy all those books.
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    D&D 5E (2014) What’s your best D&D alliterative title?

    Buildz, Bios & Backstories - a book of minimaxed pregens in 12 Chapters 1. Blazing Barbarians 2. Beautiful Bards 3. Cool Clerics 4. Dangerous Druids 5. Forceful Fighters 6. Merry Monks 7. Powerful Paladins 8. Resourceful Rangers 9. Rascally Rogues 10. Scintillating Sorcerers 11. Weird Warlocks...
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    D&D 5E (2014) What’s your best D&D alliterative title?

    The Triboar Trail (a compendium of one-off adventures that picks up where the starter set leaves off) The Triboar Trail Take Two (moar of the same) The Triboar Trail Take Three (this is getting silly)
  12. BoldItalic

    D&D 5E (2014) How big does a dungeon have to be to be a megadungeon?

    On that basis, a is Megadungeon equal to 1000 killer dungeons ?
  13. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    "I really just want to..... stumble over some dead horses on the Triboar trail, get ambushed by goblins, follow the last surviving goblin to his hideout, fall in a couple of pit traps on the way, and ..." "You want to reprise the starter set adventure? But we all did that, ages ago." "I know...
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    D&D 5E (2014) What’s your best D&D alliterative title?

    Evard's Enigmas (a sourcebook of riddles and puzzles to baffle your players, with tables for rolling up your own random ones) Farming For Fighters (a self-help guide to downtime activities for when your hero retires) Mordenkainen's Mystix Manual (the complete guide to psionics that everyone's...
  15. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    They were strange and off-putting. They were...... dressed head-to-toe in shiny white armour like so many white beetles but there were definitely humans inside them. Their helmets completely covered their heads and joined snuggly to their shoulder pieces while a shiny black mask, joined smoothly...
  16. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    "I........I took......Mage Hand.... flower arranging. "?" "Well, there was this girl I was keen on, see? She acted like she barely knew I existed but I knew she went to flower-arranging classes every Wednesday, so I thought ..." "Did it work?" "No, but I got top marks for my spray of roses...
  17. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    “Forgive me Fa….. "Don't say it!" interrupted the Padre. "Whenever I hear that dire phrase it send shivers down my spine because I'm about to hear that somone has done something mildly naughty. You have no idea how petty some sins can be. Sneezed twice on a Tuesday, have we?" "I only wanted...
  18. BoldItalic

    The never ending story of ...

    Meanwhile, at the Phase Rider…………….. For three days, nothing exciting happened. The gnomes spent their time making the ship ship-shaped, fishing for their dinners, making neat coils of rope with elegant knots in them, and ironing the creases out of the sails. When they got bored with that...
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    D&D 5E (2014) No Magic Shops!

    "Do you sell magic items in your shoppe?" "I don't have any magic items to sell you, but I can give you my grandad's Ring of Magic Item Finding. It was all that was left of him after he found that Wand of Immolate Self he'd always wanted, just because it was Legendary and he wanted to complete...
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