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  1. Carlsen Chris

    D&D General Who would you cast as Drizz't? (Tiger Shroff Bollywood martial artist)

    Rob Schneider. It works because they both suck.
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    D&D 5E (2014) The fall from grace of the longsword

    It's probably to safe to say that your statement is so full of sweeping generalizations that it doesn't say anything at all.
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    D&D 5E (2014) Concepts for an arcane half-caster/gish

    Gish? The only Gish I'll ever have use for is Lillian Gish, thank you very much.
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    D&D 5E (2014) Advice wanted on Player Vs Player Situation

    Do what you want, but in my view this is a big mistake. This kind of game is frustrating and pointless, and the player's in game motivation is shallow and absurd.
  5. Carlsen Chris

    Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 4E Details Emerge

    I'm not sure why "SJWs" would have a problem with any of that.
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    [3 Hearts and 3 Lions] How was it influenced you (and fiction)?

    As many of you know, 3 Hearts and 3 Lions is often cited as a foundational text in the creation of D&D. Here are my questions: how influential has Anderson's novel been on you as a gamer, and in which specific ways has it influenced your games? Also, if you are a reader of fantasy fiction...
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    D&D 5E (2014) Do you miss attribute minimums/maximums?

    Do you miss the time when a 4 Intelligence character couldn't be an Elf, or when a female human couldn't have 18/00 strength? Would the re introduction of racial and gender minimums and maximums add anyting to 5E, or would it be pointless? Would it detract?
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    What Are These Four Unnamed D&D Products?

    Got anything good to eat in dere?
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    D&D 5E (2014) Prestige Classes in 5e: What do you want to see?

    I don't want to see them at all, because I thought they were complete garbage. I also hate feats.
  10. Carlsen Chris

    Unearthed Arcana Unearthed Arcana: What's up next?

    My Ranger is NG and has been casting spells since 1st edition....thanx.
  11. Carlsen Chris

    D&D 5E (2014) Player is playing a Vampire

    "If it happened in the old days, it's OK today." Want to play with a vampire in the party? Sure. Just make sure that the rest of the party includes a dragon (from Council of Wyrms), a Frankenstein monster (Van Richten's Guide to the Created), a Mermaid (The Sea People) and a 1st level Fighter...
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    D&D 5E (2014) what is it about 2nd ed that we miss?

    Rocking out to Pearl Jam's "Ten" and wearing plaid.
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    D&D 5E (2014) Was I in the wrong?

    Nah, the player made the ranger PC dumb. At least some PC flubs should originate from their player. At least some of those flubs should be major. In the days of my Second Edition campaigns, this would have merited an Intelligence check. Based on player behavior at the table, I would have...
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    D&D 5E (2014) Rogue assassins/handheld crossbows

    Or "no my campaign is not a John Woo movie."
  15. Carlsen Chris

    D&D 5E (2014) Why is the pike 18 lbs?!?!?

    Whatever it is, it's barely a pike. Check out some photos of pikes used by English Civil War reenactors.
  16. Carlsen Chris

    Planescape Planescape

    What the hell is a Planescape?
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    D&D 5E (2014) How many fans want a 5E Warlord?

    What the hell is a Warlord?
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