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That's sad. Cocktails were invented by people who had no idea how to drink. Bad booze made cocktails, man.

Why would you want a bigger ship? Star goes nova, turns into a black hole and starts suckin'. You wanna give it more mass to suck? Not a good idea, braj. Spock is a lot smarter than you. Did your mom tell you that? Cuz it's what she told me.

Oh, he's not funny at all. He's also barely a ventriloquist. There's a fair portion of the USA that adores him, though. I'll let you guess the region.

Meh, chains are typically not very great. I guess it comes from eating at places that are pretty great. Once you have a steak at a real place, you understand that the steak Applebee's serves isn't steak at all (though, to be fair, Texas Roadhouse - a chain - does a pretty damned fine job for...

Probably cuddle, too.

Loki lives!

Bro, you're a hipster. You look dorky on purpose.

You can't eat value and speed. I wonder, then, what people go to McDonald's for. The burgers, mayhap? I wonder ...

Not at all. Did you happen to look at any gourmet burger restaurant menus? The one nearest me - The Rail - actually offers more non-burger menu items than it does burgers. It looks like I'm still as right as ever. :o

Their product, though, is not speed; it's burgers. They can be a burger joint and a fast food place at the same time - and that's what they do. They just don't do it well.

Oh that's sad - both for you and for the American whiskey industry. I'll readily admit you're far more likely to find people knowledgeable about good scotch or Irish whiskey than you are bourbon and rye and that's a shame ... for those that don't get to try them. :D For the record, Jack...

Ah, but if they were less lazy they would shop for groceries more often and prepare their own, healthy food. Da, comrade. Yep. And those show a lack of taste. American whiskey and bourbon can be anywhere from as awful as the worst vodka you can name to simply brilliant. I prefer Scotch...

No, he's an alleged ventroloquist and an alleged comedian.

Just started A Sportsman's Notebook. Only through the intro so far.

dood, it was super fast, super jukey, had cool moving parts and pew-pew lasers!

And then maybe a nap?

They principally make burgers and they principally do a bad job of it. I don't know what else to call them if they're not a burger joint. Fast food? Sure. But they're also a burger joint as evidenced by the fact that there've had 'over a billion sold'. ;) It is possible, after all, for...

That's more a confirmation of laziness, I think.

Yep, Jeff Dunham better watch out.

Sounds likely.