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My character got into a fight with a demon. He lost, and the demon turned him into a penny. A kid found the penny, spent it, and I am now trapped in a candy machine.

^ Lol, thanks :) My cousin had another dumb RPG moment. After single-handedly defeating scores of goblinish guardsmen to rescue his princess, Sir Althegol burst into her chamber and struck a dramatic pose...only to get his skull smashed in by the ogre who was currently residing there. The...

My cousin told me about this one. DM: "You know, you're 6' high and sitting on a 3' high horse in a saddle designed to keep you from falling. Now you're charging at full speed into a 7' high cave. What are you going to do?" PC: "Hit my head on the cave roof?!" He died.

I'm 15 and I have a very close group of friends. Lots of dumb things we do are unintentional.

Ban was hanging by one leg from a fourth story window after having been kidnapped by arms smugglers. The party fashioned a catch-net from tied-together overalls to break his fall. One of the characters set her blaster on 'stun' to cause Ban's body to go limp, thus making it easier for him to...

"All right, we're in an unexplored dungeon in total darkness with no light sources or infravision... Hey, I know!! Let's yell and scream a lot so we can locate each other by sound!!"

Apparently not. :P

Lance, a Mechwarrior, was sent into a old abandoned factory to investigate. He forgot to turn on Image Enhancement and stumbled into something big, say a 100 ton Atlas. He engaged his jump jets for a Death From Above only to be reminded he was in a building and falling after hitting his...

In combat, Ahlia was dragged into a giant frog's mouth. Urge, the group's barbarian, saw her bare feet dangling from it's mouth. Thoughtlessly, in an attempt to save her he thrust his sword into the frog. Impaling her in the process. Another time, my friend's character jumped of a cliff after...

>_> <_< Hello?

Running to a militia-controlled city for necessities, Luvas ticked off the border patrol for refusing to explain her business. A bard later penned an epic ballad of her death (very popular in my campaign world) -- "She was shot and shot and shot and shot and shot once or twice more, then the...

EDIT: Lt. Jack Frost was being smuggled in a cargo plane to an unknown destination. Mid-flight, he decided to check his altitude so he opened the cargo bay doors to look out. Needless to say, he went *splat*. The cargo plane lost altitude due to the open cargo bay. Several PCs (Valkyrie...

One time a character jumped off a cliff to see what was at the bottom. Thanks to a Ring of Regeneration, he survived. :)

My character was always trying to be cool. One time, he said a line that had us all in stitches. "Stand back, everyone! I'm going to shoot him with my gun!" We almost died laughing. That line has now become his trademark.

Yes.

We had just been portaled to Baator by accident, and I was knocked unconcious by a blow to the head. A Pit Fiend ran around the corner and when my fellow character was dragging me to safety, he dragged me accross some VERY sharp rocks which cut me and bled me to death before he was bright enough...

The party was deep under the Forgotten Temple of Tharizdun. They'd come across an underground orchard with different colored fruit trees. Reyn grabbed a dark colored apple, and was immediately zapped for a healthy dose of damage. Recovering, he for some bizarre reason figured that it couldn't...

Linc fired an arrow (normal, not enchanted or enhanced in any way!) at Tiamat, who up till then had been ignoring him in favor of the PC who was trying to use an artifact to return her to her own plane. Tiamat glanced at Linc, annoyed, and breathed on him with her black head. What little that...

Maxxis was hired to guard the visiting dictator of a nation. When the entourage was ambushed, he forgot his job description...and ducked behind the dignitary for cover. His employers showed their disapproval in gunshots.

Another character drove his pink caddy off a cliff and decided to use his rock-bottom level of skill in the Blink teleportation spell to get us out of it. The cliff was only 30 feet tall, but the car fell a total of 500 feet by the time we clubbed him to death.