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    Stupidest things PCs/DMs have done

    PC: I open the treasure chest. Everyone Else: DUCK! PC: That's not a duck! It's a giant crossbow bol--
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    ^ Because they were morons. :P
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    Here's another one from a Star Wars game. A player decided to dismantle an assassin droid by opening up its chest and dismantling its circuits. He opened it up somehow, just in time to see the self-destruct timer hit 00:00. BOOM!
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    One time a player tied a rope to a large rock and jumped off a cliff, planning to bungee jump. Sadly, the rope was longer than the cliff was high, and he died when he hit the ground.
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    ^ Ohhh, OK. :) lol :)
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    ^ I don't get it.
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    ^ I saw that on page 1!
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    I still think Bacon's is the best so far. :)
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    Uhmmm... what happened to all the new posts?
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    Ouch. One PC of mine cast a fire spell inside a forest. He died. :(
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    Ooh! We were doing a superhero campaign and one hero's power was to turn into a humanoid assortment of lunchmeat. Whilst trying to escape a bad guy, he punched a hole in the roof of a building and changed into meat. Sadly, the building was a dog kennel. :p
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    It's funnier if it really happened. :(
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    Once, trying to solve a puzzle, a player called on the names of divine beings for help. "ODIN!....THOR!.......HASTUR!" "..." "YES!" Dead player.
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    RIP Gerbo Tallywhacker The session started with me (a gnome psion) and my friend Brandon (a gnome rogue). We began inside the Gnomish castle Snumpkin, where we awaited the orders of the king. The first thing that we always do in a session is to introduce and describe our characters. Brandon...
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    Oh, that's nothing! We were doing a Paranoia game, and a player got sick. So a doctor gave him some pills. The Computer asked the player what color they were. "Blue. OHMIGOSH! I'm a Traitor!" Then he shot himself in the head.
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    This one's priceless. Groo was a Barbarian of much strength, but with an intelligence of 3. During a dungeon crawl, we came upon a locked door that our thief couldn't open. Groo took it upon himself to open it. "GROO OPEN DOOR!" As soon as he smashed it open, the dragon on the other side...
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    Ooh! One person said "Oh, there must be a rule that says a disintigration spell doesn't affect the caster. Here, I'll show you!" There wasn't. RIP, Melf the Male Elf.
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    Yeah. Why?
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    Another short-lived mage casted a lightning spell in a pool. :p
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    Never ever bother a sleeping dragon, as my party's mage found out the hard way. :p
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