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Ill take that some frenzied bererker for you if you want... Ill send you some cheese that will get stopped at customs

thats what I mean by a humble opinion. its not vulgar or explanative, Bolen wins my award for correctly placing humbleness.

I guess this is not so bland but its damn useful/stereotypical; Human Cleric 1 Strength/War domains Extra Turning kit out in armour and morninstar 14 Str, 10 Dex, 12 Con, 14 Wis, 8 Int, 14 Cha Can turn, hit, cast miracle at level 20, survive a little, and builds up into a nice fighting mass of...

Cleric1/HealerX/Medic/Radiant Servant of Pelor?? I've built "Healers" like this many times and truth is they heal incredibly well. Theres all sorts of healing type spells that can be held for when its needed. Reach spell can be accessed by Healers. Nightfall, this was what I was talking about...

tried it out, players were too addicted to having a cleric around... Made them more wreckless.

Talic, that officially rocks. Lacks a bar fridge built in, and holoprojectors but I can forgive that.

I have created it from afresh! BARD! Ok, now before we hate on the hopeless WOTC Bard, remember this is my Bard... and Im a madman.... WHAT? Spells, as is. Bardic abilties, as is.... and then full BAB... Illusions, Buffs, and Bardness.... "Then why would you choose a paladin or fighter or X if...

He sounds like a DM I know, we were being smart and disposing of monsters quite easily so he applied that if 3 Large/Medium fire elementals were caught in an Ice Substituted "Fireball" that a ploom of steam would wash out to 40ft and that meant consuming some party members so some of us got...

when I DM, I find Return to the Temple of Elemental extremely funny... ahhh the victims

But I know people in customer service who cant even manage this! It doesn't add up :P

I just got home from work, where I had acquired some promotional merchandise, and I come in the door, my dogs comes up to me all excited gets a pet then I proceed to play a small game; "Do you want a present?" I take out a folded up apron and tell my dog "Take it to JT (step dad)" repeated a...

The PC's are at a swap meet, each has been sent to find an item (all the same one). Alas the only one there is in the auction. Fiercly they fight for it once all away and the party becomes a ragtag group of people trying to kill each other to posess the item to return to their master(s).

Pirates are cooler Ninjas dont exist, and if you insist they do then you'll be marked

NOT if its a scout party, thens its silent and quick...

So we begin, the X of your are waste deep in a green glue goop on a public street, as all of you were passers by in the unfortunate Festival of the Gummi Bear of Boccob, held annually in (insert town here).

a player can ask me, I have no idea where to buy a +3 sword, maybe walmart! a Character can ask a Fence to find one, thats the easy way out so a finders fee later and some random time later theres something for them. If special risk was taken in getting the item the cost could be higher.

depends on what we're fighting. and what our goal is, killing, capture, looking cool?

Nuances include: smell, hair, hair colour, demeanor, attitude to stone, tossability, rollability, and an often forgotten fear of trees

three simple words "The Pit Fiend..." just when you start your recap of a game from last week when they were talking to an old man by the road side, who has no eyes. IT absolutely spooked them, they started metagaming and everything, was real fun. Especially when I said "And they dont detect as...

Elves Elfs and French people have to cast away from this island of the damned