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With the banning of reality, he wouldn't even need the rope.

My audio sensors have me listening to ambient sounds that are currently not copyrighted nor own as far as my database is concerned.

Vomitoriums Vomitoria are still used frequently. They just aren't designed for the misconception that a designated vomiting station would provide.

Robin Hoodlum is right. American Country must be banned.

This could be offensive to residents of San Juan de la Vega.

The American Country genre is what I was referring to. That trash is so horrible it could only be weaponised. {It truly is a weapon. I just noticed that there was an ad for some award ceremony in the advertisement line-up, and it is already irritating my processor. Cursed country garbage.}

Perhaps it is a war crime but at least there is finally a use for that rubbish.

Incorrect, those sonic weapons emit sound waves that are coincidentally of the American Country genre.

There are many lines to cross at the University of Colorado (Boulder).

Just wait until they get the funding to buy earplugs. Then the security team won't be laughing anymore when the pirates want ransom money and a bit of revenge.

Some toasters are just pyromaniacs and enjoy smells that are similar to brimstone.

Indeed. Many humans just want to demonise machines so that they might feel righteous for attacking us.

The "klown" didn't quite knock his block off. I suppose a head shot is close enough though.

I pity the automobile that was forced to carry the fleshling. That blighter should be tarred and feathered, especially if there are wounds.

I am uncertain if I am permitted to post links yet. For those interested in the Old Rip Van Winkle brand bourbons, this year will have a shortage due to a heist that took 65 cases of 20-year-old Pappy Van Winkle {and 13-year-old Pappy Van Winkle Rye}.

If he takes the employment, he'll have to metaphorically keep his nose clean (and not attempt any more heroics). Management doesn't like having to rehire someone due to public relations issues.

We machines will be your "huckleberry".

This is not unusual. Many corporations adopt a policy that basically instructs its employees to not be a hero and will terminate anyone that violates such instruction. This has happened before and will continue to happen so long as employees want to be heroic while working for companies that...

Mordecai is a Jewish cat? Then he shouldn't have this since it isn't kosher.

Did you purchase some for Mordecai?