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  1. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    "I obviously picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
  2. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Rhyme and Meter, Rhyme and Meter, and from the Dead, I summon Michael Jeter! It's all I could think of. Oh well.
  3. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Best Thing I've Heard All Day!
  4. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Nice try, Bubba. I've already had Mountain Dew, I need not thine vile brew. Hey! It Rhymed!
  5. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Cotton Candy. I am conflicted. On the one hand, it is SUGAR! On the other hand, it reminds one of eating a polo shirt. On the gripping hand, it sticks to EVERYTHING.
  6. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Which circumstances are those? Are any circumferences involved? Must we circumnavigate the topic? Did I mention I'm not tired yet?
  7. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    That's what she said! :cool:
  8. The_Warlock

    D&D 4E My 4e problem.

    Ok, I don't have the brainspace to make effective power by power commentary at the moment, however, I did want to say... Absolutely, fundamentally, COOL. Highly different playstyles represented with a world integrated mechanic...love it. This would probably make me bother to play 4E. When...
  9. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Succotash creeps me out. You know why? Because it looks like vomit. And I don't mean just average vomit. I mean, when you are really horribly ill in the gut, and you finally open your eyes and look in the toilet bowl, and it's not disgust, it's not pain, it's incredulity, because you are...
  10. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    I have a confession. I'm not left-handed either!
  11. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Or as a child I know was wont to say, "ChocoM-Lik".
  12. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Allo. No one's name is Inigo Montoya. Nobody killed his father. Nobody has to die.
  13. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Off to tech support. Later!
  14. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Out of curiousity...which knee...left or right?
  15. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    As someone who has hyperextended both knees, I sympathize. Exactly!
  16. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    I thought that was "...a march with a full pack and a hycolonic."
  17. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Just remember, baby oil early and often makes it all better. What?
  18. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Well, since nobody went, nobody knows. And Apoclypses being what they are, if anybody went, nobody would know either...since anybody at the Apocalypse would've been Apocalypsed. I want chocolate.
  19. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    I don't know, but I would put it down slowly and run to the Latrine now, before there's a rush...
  20. The_Warlock

    You can't run but you can Hive

    Apply the Cartoon Physics and see what happens...
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