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Yeah, not pleasant. She's having a hard time of late, as this has just spiked on her, worse than her natural food allergies, and they don't have an answer from the initial round of tests yet. We're all hoping the next round this week and next will get a resolution and treatment plan for her.

Well, I just had to drive one of my coworkers home - her gastrointestinal system is in revolt. They don't know if it's her gall bladder, Crone's disease, or something else. But a half hour of vomiting is when her co-workers all look at her and say "GO HOME."

Well, naturally, but I still figured there'd be at least one possibility. I'm fairly picky as well, mostly in the "Must not be THIS Psycho to ride this ride."

I figured there was a cute "insert military position" somewhere nearby.

Wait, you are awkward in your underwear? I'm unaware of a Clutz by Underwear deficiency (except in 80s teen movies).

It'll just give you a reason to ask the cute comm officer if she could help apply the salve.

We could then set you up at the entrance of every hive with a little plaque that says, "Hunger all who enter, for all the food has been eaten!"

Slippery smooth scotchgard amazon, she'll be completely unstuck by the bronze. Just you, in a half-glomp pose, forever.

But she's covered in Napalm-proof Scotchgard, she'll be fine....

Now, if we dipped you in bronze we would have a statue to forever commemorate your glomping.

Enjoy your trip back to the 80s!

I think something about "smooooooooooooth"

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. I haven't had speeds that low since 97.

Modem?!?! Ouch.

Ooooh, who applied the Scotchgard to you? That must have been a fun evening.

No, I can download the actual flash video files with incredible ease, and repost them on a currently unblocked site.

Assuming you haven't recently been hit with napalm, I would say so.

Maybe he just thinks you smoulder constantly.

PM links coming...

On the contrary, the Pirate/Ninja crossbreed would be the most powerful expression of humanity ever. It's really the cultural issues that constantly get in the way.