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Hmm, yes, give the barbarians ideas. :P Unaware of the particular attack this refers to, but I like the sound of it. I ceretainly hope you meant "too", since I hope you don't get violent about me - lizard shennanigans excluded. I do, but not particularly well. More of a stop gap measure.

Nope. Not mad. Just making sure it's absolutely clear how I respond to indivduals who invade my personal space or attempt to force physical action on me. :)

Which I'll point out, is certainly a kinder response than the last man to try and make me bow or kneel, since he got a head butt to his unmentionables, followed by me wrapping my arms around his knees, and forcibly running him backwards into a brick wall. But I'll try to refrain from any...

Not really, it's all a figment of his imagination, so I don't see it. But if he tries to kneel me again, he's going to get a Super Donkey Taint Punch right in his Gribblies.

No, you doofus, there's no fire and earth, I didn't smelt you, I SMELTED you.

I'd say you were being intentionally nebulous. In addition, I'll vote for "Smith." GOLDMOON!

Nope. *Smelts Galeros*

No.

Now that's a good rule.

Sorry, you must have the wrong warlock, I'm not hirsute enough to be a fuzzball. You're welcome.

You really ought to buy a man dinner before you start waving his lizard around.

This weasel just grabs the jackal by the ears and steers. Really? Paranoia or Top Secret/SI?

It's not like they Painted "Dodge" on your unit's Humvee, and "Ram" on your outfit - THAT would be sucker punch. Mine was just a love tap. :p No apologies necessary. It's a sig. You put what you want there to speak about who you are and what you like. I was flattered to be sigged, but no sig...

Ground-following is still pretty high compared to weasel height averages, and the wise weasel doesn't jump. :D

Simple girls DRIVE minivans...

Oh come on - he was "having a bud", asexual reproduction. And "watching the game", could easily have been a reference to the old european practice of hanging an animal scored in a hunt for up to a week before eating so that it was "gamey", ie had a strong (technically spoiled) smell and...

Actually I go under. Eagles can fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

When you don't need to be made of hard steel, you will. Until then, it's an ineveitable consequence of being in a profession that is truly life or death. It also doesn't help that it sounds like you don't have someone or a group where you can really feel those emotions where you are. It doesn't...

Don't get eaten by any Engulfing Spider Horses

He wasn't particularly specific, I was doing my best to interpret British based on the limited context. I can't help it if they have a weird language that does not translate cleanly into American. :p