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*grabs whip and takes it* *Raises Eyebrow* Sorry. I'm not one of those easily intimidated artistic types.

Gimme a break, will ya. I just had my epiphany about 6 minutes ago. Jeez!

I'll see what I can do. Hmm, yes, Crypt Thing with a Bad Attitude; Coffer Corpse with extreme gesticulation abilities; yes, yes, must look into a Curmudgeon template....

bwahahahahhahhahahaha!

Oh, now, that gives me an idea for a variant monster: There was back from the original Fiend Folio, The Eye of Fear and Flame! Now, meet his curmudeonly undead brother, The Eye(brow) of Scorn and Shame! This could work. I'm sure it could.

Let's not forget a dash of facetiousness, a pinch of cynicism, and a whole heaping helping of Raised Eyebrow of Shame and Scorn.

Obviously you need a sarcasm detector. Because I'm full of it. As to the second point, at least once in a section of the Hive that I'm reading. As opposed to the one's that I didn't.

I think it's more of a guideline than a rule... At least, I haven't seen anyone crushed by a giant foot from on high for mild punning.

I'd say something here, but I'm afraid I'd break her fragile psyche...

Smell like grandpa's feets?

Indeed I did. And you have successfully provided me with a reason to consider ballet an art form. As long as the dancers are all on fire.

*Hits Blackrat with Arnold Schwarzenegger to dampen the inevitable fusion blast* *Considers that if ballet had more people on fire in it, it would be WAY more entertaining to watch*

Hmm, set the stinky plant on fire? Or the Rat? (Channels Indiana Jones Villain) *Sets both on fire* *Has a tomato*

Thank you kindly. Despite ancestry which would suggest a love of cabbage, I didn't get that gene. It's more a sound, but I'm fairly confident you can imagine the facial expression that goes with it.

Oh! OOH! BLAH! Lettuce + stink = yeach. How about carrots? Tomatoes maybe? Cucumbers? Anything but cabbage. Hwahlh...

People keep saying lettuce is good for me. I continue not believing them. Nature stole perfectly good water and packaged it in tasteless crunch. If I wanted tasteless and good for me, I'd just drink water. :P

Oh, I'm aware of your clear connection to what I would dub...tasty tasty animals. And it's way better they eat the lettuce than me.

See, that would mean I was eating bunny food. Which I don't really. Unless there's fresh pepper. But there's place here that made an awesome filet mignon with Ranch Peppercorn sauce - I figured out the mix - and it's just great with good cuts of meat.

Oh see, I like medium-rare, preferably with a garlic rub and a peppercorn ranch sauce.

Tribbles? Mmm, good with steak sauce and root beer. Now that's good eats.