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I can think of one time recently that Hypersmurf rewrote something of mine. I get moderated all the time, because I'm a dickhead, and each time it happens I am impressed with the mods' restraint. I used to run a BBS, and I know how hard it is to do this well. For the record, I disagree with...

I have always wondered why there is no rolleyes here, because heaven knows I would have used it dozens of times by now. It used to exist here? Why the bannination? Is it because people like me would use it?

I answered mostly literalist, or whatever the exact wording is, but it doesn't really fit. As an experiment in my current campaign, I have tried to allow everything to work exactly as written with virtually no meddling on my part. Clearly, this is a problem, as some of the more lopsided rules...

Yeah, but trumpet archons get spells as fourteenth-level clerics without any levels in cleric. Would you allow Ability Focus (spells) for one of them?

If not for her obvious case of crabs, my two-dimensional self would certainly want to investigate her tan-lines. This fake woman wins, regardless of the fact that she's faker than the less-fake berry-eating hippie chick. Even if she weren't fake, the OP's redhead warriesse of Kord is too...

The guy in question has a frackin soul patch. How can you even be serious?

I wouldn't do this as a straight wizard. Take two levels of fighter. If you hit epic you will wish you had three attacks per round.

Step One: Cut a hole in the box Step Three: Summon a dire elephant to trample the box

I shall spare you the list of people whom I would like to meet just so that I can kick them in the nuts. It's not that long of a list. Yet. Instead: Piratecat: Sometimes I post something horribly offensive just to get him to "moderate" me. <sigh> <flutters eyelids> frankthedm: I try not to...

ohhh, I see, you are tweaking this character. The OP requested a twink. t;)

I'd say a rainbow headband and a pink sash around the waist to barely cover the gold lamé hot pants. Probably a slight hue of eyeliner with a single earring in the left ear. The purple shirt should be three sizes too small. Spells are really up in the air, but Greater Twink and Symbol of...

You do have a heart of gold! Thank you for patiently explaining that, but... ...I am aware of Sean's intent. Your sarcasm-meter is broken. This is not the thread to discuss this particular topic, but let us agree to disagree: the language that I quoted from the rules is the language I use to...

A multiclassed wizard can certainly scribe divine spells. After all, the rules are pretty lenient on this subject: "The creator must have prepared the spell to be scribed..." Who is this "He" of whom you write? Any druid with Scribe Scroll should have no problem scribing a spell. Any druid...

No I have avoided all threads on this subject, because only now can I overcome my irritation to post. Not that you care about my opinion, but I suppose I should hold forth somewhere. Anyone who got angry about the cancellation of the magazines needs to grow a pair. The vitriol is stupid and...

"Did you have fun?"

Melons. Lots of melons.

By the current rules, the default is that the Outer Planes do not lie coterminous with any ethereal or shadow planes. Ethereal effects do not work there. And if you cast blink on the PMP's ethereal plane, then yeah, you would blink back to the PMP.

Warlocks are boxers who can only jab.

He still has it, in fact. I have forgotten its name. Why would camels be comic relief? Are they somehow more amusing than horses?

Yeah, there are cranium rats in the Expedition to the Demonweb Pits.