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    South Park 10/19/05

    I loved that parody of Spartacus at the end. :lol: Another great scene from the episode... Stan: "We are going to help those people, right, dad?" Randy: "Maybe, son. But right now the important thing is finding out just whose fault this is." and I also liked the whole "Jew gold" bit with...
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    The Leading Ladies Showdown Round 2

    That pretty much covers it, yep. You must have been absent during the Great Hero Showdown and Great Villain Showdown threads. They were fun, but they're pretty much just popularity contests.
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    So next year is the 25th anniversary of Indiana Jones...

    EDIT: Actually, forget I said anything. I don't want this thread to derail anymore.
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    Weekend Movie sales

    Although I liked Serenity, I wasn't expecting that it would make a lot of money. The movie seems to be primarily aimed at fans of Firefly, and unless you've seen the show and are familiar with the setting and characters, you won't get the full enjoyment possible from it. There's also the fact...
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    So next year is the 25th anniversary of Indiana Jones...

    In communist Poland, Indiana Jones watches you.
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    South Park 10/19/05

    Last night marked the return of new South Park episodes on Comedy central. The latest episode was titled Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow and was a very funny parody of The Day After Tomorrow. I taped it last night and watched it this afternoon, and I wasn't disappointed in the least...
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    So, I need a Cat whacked....

    Small fury animals? Are those things like wolverines or wild boars?
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    Elvish Thinblade

    The elven thinblade is basically a rapier. However, because it's made by elves, it deals 1d8 damage instead of 1d6. ;)
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    Is this adventure idea/setup logical/railroading?

    Definately not railroading. Railroading is when you eliminate or severely limit player choice and force them along a pre-determined path, not when you give players adventure hooks.
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    D&D T-shirt I saw!

    A couple of months ago, I saw a trailer for an upcoming movie called "Grandma's Boy" about a professional video game player who lives with his grandma and her friends. During one scene in the trailer, the main character was talking to one of his friends who was wearing a shirt that said "Choose...
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    Cage Match: Conan vs Tarzan TO THE DEATH!

    Well, in Red Nails, Conan does kill a "dragon" that sounds very dinosaur-like in appearance.
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    Sleuths Crack Tracking Code Discovered in Color Printers

    I'm sorry, but just how has your "Freedom/Liberty" been compromised by the Secret Service being able to look up the serial number of the printer used to print a paper?
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    So next year is the 25th anniversary of Indiana Jones...

    Actually, I wouldn't mind a version Raiders of the Lost Ark where the angels that appear after the Ark is opened are added in using modern special effects technology; the original scene may have been impressive back in the early 1980s, but by today's standards the rotoscoped angels look very...
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    So next year is the 25th anniversary of Indiana Jones...

    I've never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark or Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom in theaters. When Raiders came out I was less than a year old, and when Temple of Doom came out I was only three. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, however, came out in 1989, and I have vivid memories of seeing...
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    Interesting idea for of genre for a MMORPG

    Personally, I'd like to see a good western-themed MMORPG. We've already got a deluge of fantasy-themed MMORPGs and a few Sci-Fi ones as well, but no western MMOs.
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    So next year is the 25th anniversary of Indiana Jones...

    Next year, 2006, will mark the 25th year since the classic Raiders of the Lost Ark was released to movie audiences around the world. I was just wondering if anybody had heard any rumors or plans from Stephen Spielberg or George Lucas to celebrate this occasion? When Star Wars turned 20 years...
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    Craig is the next Bond.

    Ditto on Jude Law and Clive Owen. I've thought for a while now that those two actors could make good Bond characters. Several years ago, I also thought Sam Neill (Dr. Alan Grant from Jurassic Park and the main villain from Memoirs of an Invisible Man) could play Bond if given the chance, but...
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    Diamond-tipped arrows?

    Why do you even need wood? I once heard that an elf made a dagger out of a leaf, and it could cut through any type of armor like a hot knife through butter. ;) But, back to the main topic of the thread... I kinda like the idea of diamond (or diamond-tipped) arrowheads in a campaign. Sure...
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    Conan has a voice

    Red Nails does have a naked alter sacrifice, but no actual sex (although there is an evil lesbian priestess who lusts after Valeria). And, like any Conan story worth its salt, it has bucketfuls of blood. :)
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    Conan has a voice

    I can't wait to see this animated production. Hopefully it will do well, and we'll see more of Robert E. Howard's Conan stories converted into animated movies. I'd love to see movies made of The People of the Black Circle and The Hour of the Dragon.
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