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Erm, if the group doesn't have a name for itself yet, might I suggest "Kay's Lemmings"? :D Vurt starts running for cover... Hey, did I mention I'm really looking forward to what happens next?

Classic meta-game/storyhour thinking: But Dru can't die! Think of the real-life repercussions of the DM killing off his wife's character! </shudder> But seriously, great stuff as usual, Doc. If there's one thing I've learned from your entire storyhour it's that if you leave your players...

Re: Re: Session Seventeen, Part One: "Call it a gut feeling." But think of the missed opportunity for Popeye jokes! Runs, ducking for cover, Vurt

OK, I'm confused. Does this suture closed the whole egoist/egotist arguement or rip it wide open? :D Lovin it... Vurt

Oh. My... Well, this is a deliciously interesting turn of events! -- Vurt

Whatever it is you fine folks are doin', keep doin' it! This story hour is one of the few I always hope is updated when I return to this forum. And Merry Christmas! -- Vurt

Nice election-timing irony going. Now update already! I've been sitting on the edge of my seat so long I think by backside's bonded with the upholstery... Please??? -- Vurt

Oh my, it almost sounds like you're replacing one evil empire with another! How much longer before the Valloreans BECOME their enemy? The long, slow road to ultimate EEEEVILLLL may not be through winning the war at all, but through losing it with bloody abandon!

SHARK, at some point you're going to want to dry out the weather. Get your druid force working on control weather round the clock for a month. Temperatures climb, and keep it dry. Done slowly, the enemy will simply think a change has come for the better, from slogging through mud. Use other...

Hmmm... Someone's comment about taking care of the sheer biomass of good-guy troops got me thinking, never a good thing. If I was a great evil wanting to defend this mountain stronghold, early in its construction phase I would have figured out some way to dam off one of the river's tributaries...

Nope, Thorntangle, that's the hook: WTF is going on??? What I want to know is whether or not the Captain is a willing hostage... Love the eye-candy, Doc. It's probably just me, but I always imagined the Watch predominantly in leather. Maybe just a Mad Max/Bronze reflex, though. Better...

575. Walk in disheveled and without pants. Mutter something about how you were too busy working on this new dungeon level and the big baddie to shower this morning as you pull out your notes. I said: your notes!

Improvise, gamecat! Imagine: your adventuring group starts finding strange, multi-coloured feathers in a town where some of the members are behaving strangely. On a dare the half-orc barbarian licks one and finds himself in some mad sorcerer's demented pocket-plane, and what is that THING...

Overload the switchboard. If the do-gooder response teams can handle 100 simultaneous ermergencies, force them to suddenly deal with 500, and then 1000. What happens when the person monitoring the instant communication has to deal with 10 calls at a time? Or the book suddenly has 30 pages of...

Looks like! Now we just have to wait for The Thing from Outer Space to show up... *GRIN*

Well I for one am hooked again! Looking forward to your next installment, Doc, this is great! "What's this squiggle?" indeed... heh... :D

If you want to weird out your group with a half-orc bard, I have two words for you: sock puppets. :D -- Vurt

Bravo!!! Bravo!!! *claps hands until arms get sore* -- Vurt

Re: Legendary Bears Smack Moons his opponents? *cough* -- inVurt

I have never seen Iron Chef, or previous incarnations of Iron DM, but this rocks! Which begs the question, what about a concurrent fight for the bronze between Wicht and Wulf? -- Vurt