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  1. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    There are so many reasons it's considered one of the great classics. Some of the best duels in that film involve no swords at all.
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    What do you use Chat GPT for?

    I mostly use Chat GPT as a low-hanging target for snarky pot-shots...
  3. Mad_Jack

    [Star Trek] Were Pavel Chekov and Worf raised on similar food growing up?

    I would have loved to see a ST:TNG/B5 crossover episode with Work and Ivanova slugging down a lot of vodka...
  4. Mad_Jack

    IN REMEMBRANCE--2024 AD

    Damn, I never made that connection until just now - Hawk from Buck Rogers and Carlo from One Life To Live... He had some serious charisma... RIP
  5. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Just a friendly reminder to all the internet trolls out there this holiday season...
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  8. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Andy Dufresne: Dumb-a**? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break. Red: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we?
  9. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm sure there's probably a reddit page for people that are into that... He drunkenly mumbled something about the bards finally coming for him before he wandered off and passed out.
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    I'm pretty sure they're no longer viable for transplant after they've been digested...
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    I think I just saw a shark on a broomstick... It's a little bit windy around here right now, lol.
  12. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Fun Fact: I actually work with a guy named Jeremiah Johnson... Unfortunately, he was completely unaware of the movie (and has no plans to watch it), so we couldn't rag on him about it. :cry:
  13. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Given that I'm pretty sure I once saw a small angry-looking man in rural Vermont walk to the edge of a parking lot and turn into a badger before heading off into the snowy woods, I'm perfectly willing to accept this as fact.
  14. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Yo momma so high-maintenance, her emotional baggage got Gucci tags on it!... :p
  15. Mad_Jack

    D&D 5E (2024) No NPC Magic in PCs Homebase

    If you're planning to have Sherriff "Spellbomb" Bob, Deputy Sidekick and a couple of "uncredited" redshirts (who most likely would also be responsible for one or two other neighboring villages as well), you should probably up the size of the population to at least a hundred adults, a lot of whom...
  16. Mad_Jack

    D&D General Just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug: D&D, Sexism, and the '70s

    Nah, it's just his blood that gets angered. The rest of him is pretty chill. He's actually here because if he doesn't type at least 15,000 words a day he'll explode from the build-up of pressure caused by his hatred of bards swelling up to the point where it physically crowds out all other thoughts.
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    D&D 5E (2024) No NPC Magic in PCs Homebase

    Outisde of access to healing spells/potions until they get to someplace else (which will affect how they plan their adventuring days), there's not really all that much they'd be missing.
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    D&D General What is your most prized Dungeons and Dragons Product?

    I couldn't begin to pick just one thing... I still have the d6, d10 and d12 from my original Basic set, as well as d10's from both GAMMA World and Star Frontiers... I have the Endless Quest books from 1-19, 21-22, 24 and 30, as well as a Spanish-language version of one of them. I have the box...
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