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Several times over the years I've had various friends non-facetiously greet me by saying, "Hello, Darkness, my old friend...", and yet none of them were aware that the others had done so... I wonder what that says about me, lol. :p

Actually, most of me are lazy... Half the voices in my head just say, "Yeah, what they said..." and "Me too..."

Personally, I'm waiting for the Stilt-Man trilogy...

If all you have is a shotgun, you don't ever want to let a boar get into the range where buck shot would do more than tickle them. Solid slugs if anything. Anything other than rifle fire will barely slow them down unless you get a perfect head shot. Most of the time, boars are taken down by...

I got my left hand tied to my chair when I was in kindergarten... Good times.

Yes. <---That's my passport photo I'm using for my avatar... And a bone-deep gash in the back of one's head... :p (My brother: "Dude, I can see your brain!")

Heh... I have somewhere around 100 interesting scars and can tell you the stories behind all but four of them (because I have no freakin' clue how the hell I got them, lol)... I can honestly say that I have seen the back of my own skull with my own eyes. :p

I saw The Reverend Horton Heat do a show with Continental as the opener some ways back... Great show. (Continental is a band consisting of one of the original Dropkick Murphys who left to raise a family just as they were hitting it big and is now playing music with his two teenaged sons.) One...

No scar, no score! :cool: When I was five, we were at the pool at an amusement park when I decided to be a big boy and go down the slide into the pool. (My parents were big proponents of the free-range parenting style and assumed that I'd be fine on my own, and that if something did happen...

"Ironically" <rim shot>, Alanis Morrissette was much better when she was pissed off about guys that when she got all happy and then got all "Save the <insert cause here>"....

I'm pretty sure all Wotc digital stuff is still being run on the original computer Gary had in his basement when he started TSR...

I always post in necro threads whenever I have relevant new memes to post, lol.

Classical music is just Metal before it went electric...

Also, re: inanity contest... There's something I like to tell people who insist they're the world's biggest Rocky Horror fan, and try to prove it by bragging about how many shows they've been to* or showing you their Rocky tattoo**, or etc., etc., etc.... Unless you are literally eight feet...

I'd tell you to remind me to tell ya about the time a drunk lying in an alley (who was actually supposed to have been a week-old corpse) ended up becoming the Queen's Consort... :rolleyes: Except we don't talk about that one. Ever. :devilish: