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And Coworker Jim somehow manages to simultaneously be both... :rolleyes: He's gifted like that.

Ah, c'mon... How can you not be nostalgic for the days when you could stuff the party's two dwarves and the halfling into a bag of holding, launch it through an open castle window with a catapult, and then have the DM tell you to make saving throws for each one of them because they were "items...

I once had a guy who wanted to change characters mid-dungeon... His current character died when he was looking up at a hole in the ceiling and the new one fell on him from 100 ft. up... :cool:

I'd give myself five out of five blue M&M's but only four out of five orange ones... Which means absolutely nothing, cuz I just made all that crap up. Never roll dice with the clergy... In my 4th-grade Catholic Catechism class we let our teacher Sister Maria play with us since she let us use...

Now made with real Smurfs!!!... On a related note... My Star Wars: The Old Republic character, a Chiss Sith sorceror

I've been on the internet for over thirty years, young lady... I have seen things... :eek: :p

But what if their kink is really dull and boring and vanilla? Clearly they're not trying hard enough... :p

Oh, I thought you'd just written "Pestilence" twice... :p

I wondered why I suddenly tasted almonds just now... For some people out there, I consider the measure of how mad they are at me to be the measure of how good a person I am.

I'm trying to find a set of armor in Star Wars: The Old Republic that looks like some sort of poncho, so that I can create a gunslinger whose name will be Thetoonwithnoname. My latest character is a female Rebel Trooper with a huge autocannon, a slave girl outfit, big armored boots, green skin...

As a pizza topping? I dunno... I'm fairly certain that my dentist learned his trade from the KGB. On an unrelated note, the anesthetic always seems to wear off right in the middle of the procedure whenever I'm having dental work done. I always used to schedule my root canals so that I...

35% boredom, 35% entertainment value, 30% for the challenge... Well, you asked. (Okay, you didn't ask me, but...) Clearly, you've never been to Singapore a Rocky Horror picture Show convention... :cool:

Well, we claim we have, and have said it loudly enough and often enough that it must be true... Not sure if it's at all what you're looking for, but Steven Erikson's Malazan Books of the Fallen series and the accompanying books by his friend Ian Esslemont are based on the world Erikson...

I'm fairly sure that now that humanity has (mostly) triumphed over things like disease and ignorance, overcoming the internet will be the next big hurdle in humanity's moral and intellectual growth as a species...

Just learned one of the folks over on the Reaper painting forums passed away yesterday. Didn't know him personally, but it's always sad to lose a like-minded soul. RIP Nytflyr...

But that doesn't explain why the voices in my head keep talking to me even when they don't want something... :p

Turns out they were the less expensive tubes at only $3 each, and the damage only came out to $23,000... Investigation pending, so Coworker Jim still has a job for now...