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Well, considering the size of some of the metal dice I've seen, throwing them is somewhat less of a stress relief mechanism and more of a manslaughter attempt... Having done factory work for a great portion of my career, I've basically adapted myself to simply doing most tasks with whichever...

My brother and I used to play Marco Polo and Battleship by standing on opposite sides of the house and shooting arrows over it... My father used to tell us stories of being a kid in NYC, drilling out the backs of pinewood derby cars to put a CO2 cartridge in them, then hitting it with a...

Actually, the reason I didn't like it was because everything was too dark and I couldn't see a damn thing..

Fell off the internet for awhile cuz my puter died, but I've spent the time banging out nearly half a dozen Metal Earth models that I then gave away to a coworker's children: Deadpool, R2D2, the Millenium Falcon, an AT-AT and the Black Pearl... Currently assembling Soundwave for myself. I have...

Well, finally back online... Puter crapped out awhile back, had to order a new one, was supposed to come in to the store on the 2nd, but nobody there sent the text I was supposed to get. Ended up getting it on the 3rd, but then my monitor was so damn old I had to update that too cuz the puter...

Y'know... If I'm googling something, filling the entire first page of results with stuff behind a paywall or that requires me to turn off my ad-blocker is... unhelpful. 🤬

Nah, that's Idiot Coworker Jim, who's been banned from taking his plastic gloves off in the production area because he tends to splash people... Latest update: Temp today where I live hit 93 (w 60% humidity) and they're now saying 100 for tomorrow... temps in the town I work in are 85 (w 76%...

I work in a clean room environment making high-pressure medical tubing. Even though it's temperature controlled in the production area, the plastics extrusion process in general generates a crap-ton of humidity, and in our case the extruded tubes run through a water bath to cool them down as...

Supposed to be 94 degrees tomorrow, and 97 on Tuesday. Fortunately, at least, the humidity isn't supposed to get particularly high. Work on Tuesday is still gonna suck large spherical Alces Alces parts, though.

Due to the physics involved in flushing, too much water pressure is almost guaranteed to cause backsplash - one previous job had one commode where flushing involved pushing the handle with the tip of your boot from as far away as possible and then jumping back out of the stall... :rolleyes...

Y'know, I used to think the twenty years I'd get for murdering Idiot Coworker Jim would be a deterrent, but more and more lately I'm starting to see it as an opportunity to sit around for the rest of my life doing nothing but savoring the memories of it... :unsure: Probably not a good thing, lol.

Okay, who's messing with the timeline again? We seem to be stuck in a time loop...

80's me hates you right now. :p (Okay, not really... I was wearing flannel and spikes back in the 80's.)

Everything is bigger and better with dramatic synth riffs and driving drum machine beats...

My very tired brain is now entirely preoccupied with trying to come up with damp baby jokes. There are many, many reasons why I am a bad person (see damp baby jokes above), and liking D&D is among the least of them, lol... :p :cool::p Seize your friends by the throat. You'll get more done...

I think I've heard of about 25 of them, but only heard maybe ten before this.

Had to go with Murdoch for reasonably obvious reasons... :p (Have you met me? Wait... have I met me? Godammit, now I'm confused...)

When life does...

Wait... Connecticut isn't part of the free world? Are you from Massachusetts or something? lol :p