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  1. Misanthrope Prime

    D&D General Religion in D&D: Your Take

    A steady diet of anarchist manifestos and JRPG video games leads me to believe that the only good God is a dead one.
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    D&D General Why Aren’t the strongest Outsiders Closer in CR?

    You ever play Starcraft? Starcraft followed Warcraft 2. Warcraft 2 was an RTS game with two factions, alliance (comprised of your standard fantasy demihuman races, the "good guys") and horde (comprised of monstrous races; the "bad guys), but aside from a handful of special abilities the units...
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    D&D 5E (2024) What old monsters should return to 5e?

    I'm running a spelljammer game and put the Qom in it. Unfortunately my players can't stop making cum and masturbation jokes whenever they're in play
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    D&D General No One Reads Conan Now -- So What Are They Reading?

    I'm friends with Rebecca Yaros' agent. If the house she bought is any indication, people are reading the Fourth Wing books.
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    D&D Launches New Eberron-Themed Playtest With Dragonmarked Feats

    Not for nothing, but if guns are in the PHB I wouldn't be surprised if 5.5e's Eberron includes guns- Eberron's philosophy has always been "if it exists in D&D, it exists in Eberron". They had to find a place for dragonborn and tieflings in eberron when they were included in the 4e PHB, they'll...
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    D&D Launches New Eberron-Themed Playtest With Dragonmarked Feats

    I had great fun with a shardmind that used warforged components in 4e because they were both technically "living constructs"
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    D&D Launches New Eberron-Themed Playtest With Dragonmarked Feats

    Some thoughts as an artificer main; 1) Still really fuckin mad that they gave us true strike but took away guns. At the very least, artillerists should also get firearm proficiency at third level. With guns in the PHB, why not? 2) This "cartographer" feels more like a explorer that happens to...
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    D&D General I wish people would avoid name-dropping Gary Gygax

    Descartes was a schlubby French nerd and his rationalism has led the western world for 400 years.
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    D&D General I wish people would avoid name-dropping Gary Gygax

    I have a background in philosophy, literary studies and art criticism. I firmly believe games are art, tabletop games are art and D&D is art. There is the notion of a separation of "high" and "low" art- contrast the images we associate with "opera" to what we associate with "folk songs." High...
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    D&D 5E (2014) What could 5E do to make wealth worthwhile?

    Wealth to XP is fun in Dark Souls and I don't quite understand why it was dropped from older editions, but I admittedly have never played full campaigns in them. Being able to destroy or jeopardize the player's treasure or have puzzles with getting their gains back home or somewhere they can...
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    D&D General Which herbs must be in your fantasy game?

    Also in all seriousness; I gotta have ma asafoetida
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    D&D General Which herbs must be in your fantasy game?

    I can't run my game without my "sacred herb" and you better believe it grows abundantly in my magical realm
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    D&D General What does "This adventure is for mid-level adventurers" mean to you?

    It means "quintessential D&D"; you have enough resources that the DM can throw lots of problems at you but not so many resources that every problem is assumed to be solved in favor of the players. In 5e, I'd say 5-12. Once you get to around level 13, the difficult of the game stops becoming...
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    Second person plural pronoun

    "THIQ", pronounced "theek", an initialism standing for "the individuals in question"
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    Astarion Makes Another Cameo Appearance in 2025 Monster Manual

    Iirc Neil Newbon was the only member of the main BG3 cast who was familiar with d&d 5e but I imagine their agents are really encouraging the rest to learn since they keep getting invited to play the game.
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    D&D General You're In Charge of D&D -- 2025 Edition

    We're done with character art diversity. The only characters allowed to be depicted are muscular, large-breasted women who are at least six feet tall. Even the halflings. Especially the halflings.
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    D&D 5E (2024) New Celestials | 2024 Monster Manual | D&D

    The Gonadic Deva was added in the book of erotic fantasy, no?
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    D&D 5E (2024) New Celestials | 2024 Monster Manual | D&D

    Am I the only one that's bugged the three core angels are "deva, planetar and solar" when it could've been "stellar, planetar and solar", keeping with the theme of "heavenly bodies", and the fact that the deva used to be known as the "astral deva", "astral" meaning "pertaining to stars."
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