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    2025 Monster Manual to Introduce Male Versions of Hags, Medusas, and Dryads

    You can't just "make" folklore. It has to develop organically from the folk. When you "make" folklore you just end up with "intellectual property."
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    2025 Monster Manual to Introduce Male Versions of Hags, Medusas, and Dryads

    Geezer, koot, alter kocker; my particular favorite is "Gammon."
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    2025 Monster Manual to Introduce Male Versions of Hags, Medusas, and Dryads

    A male hag makes no sense; the whole reason why hags are repulsive and evil is because they're based on patriarchial folklore that sees women beyond childbearing age as abject monstrosities. Introducing egalitarianism and feminism gets rid of the point. A "male hag" is just a naughty word senator in...
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    D&D General Modrons invented Rune Magic?

    I suppose a forum for RPG games is probably the second most likely place you're going to find stoner rock enthusiasts
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    D&D General Modrons invented Rune Magic?

    Trees are incredibly orderly systems operating according to logic with lots of disparate parts that even grow in a specific almost fractal pattern. Plants are math. Life is math.
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    D&D General Muscular Neutrality (thought experiment)

    The thing about this so-called "muscular" neutrality is that I can't see it not becoming "lawful neutral" after a while, it primarily talks about good and evil but how would you determine the right "balance" or "superposition" of good and evil in the universe without a codified, lawful...
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    D&D General Dinosaurs in your campaigns

    Does your world not have gryphons or perytons too?
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    The Lord of the Rings Roleplaying Added to D&D Beyond

    Are there stats for pipeweed I can back-port into my 5e game?
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    D&D General Dinosaurs in your campaigns

    We have ample evidence that evolution simply doesn't work in D&D; there's no relation between the clearly hominid dwarves and elves and gorillas, for instance. If we can accept the existence of gorillas, humans and grimlocks, can't we accept the existence of tyrannosauruses and galluses?
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    D&D General Dinosaurs in your campaigns

    Why do you feel the need to justify dinosaurs in your campaign worlds but no one bats an eye at pigeons, hawks and chickens?
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    D&D 5E (2024) Uncommon items - actually common?

    Effectively, Eberron is the only setting to explicitly name and stat out "magewrights", that is, "blue collar working magicians crafting magic goods or selling magic services", but the default D&D setting implies their presence in the background. Maybe in smaller numbers than in eberron, but if...
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    D&D 5E (2024) Uncommon items - actually common?

    We think of dungeons and dragons as medieval fantasy but forgotten realms is much more like the early modern era, and I think that is a little bit more explicit in the 15th century DR. Especially for people who started with 5th edition, I definitely think that there's more of a Renaissance...
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    Scions of Elemental Evil Released on D&D Beyond

    Has anyone else mentioned that they're a bit confused about the lore of the princes of elemental evil now? The two fire-adjacent ones, Gazra and Chilimbra, seem to be interchangeably referred to as elementals, fiends and gods, and conspicuously terms like "primordial" or "archomental" are...
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    D&D 5E (2024) Pact Of Chain Warlock is really powerful now.

    and they say wokeness isn't ruining D&D
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    D&D 5E (2024) Should 2014 Half Elves and Half Orcs be added to the 2025 SRD?

    Half-Orcs and Half-Elves are synthetic beings in a dialectic sense, though it is up to the player to determine which part of their ancestry is the thesis and which is the antithesis. Something new and unique can come from the combination of two disparate parts.
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    D&D 5E (2024) Should 2014 Half Elves and Half Orcs be added to the 2025 SRD?

    Just chiming in here to remind everyone that as a mixed-race person the best expression of half elves I've seen in any fiction is Eberron's Khoravar half-elves, a distinct "creole" half elf culture which is something I wish other fantasy settings and authors would explore. Something similar...
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    Astarion From Baldur's Gate 3 Appears in the 2024 Player's Handbook

    Not only can you romance a NPC mindflayer, there's another NPC mindflayer who seems to be in some sort of romantic partnership with a hobgoblin, you can turn into a mindflayer and continue romancing your (non-mindflayer) party members AND you can even turn one party member into a mindflayer too!
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