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What about: Prize Render Reptitious Vicible Vitude Mountable Tifiable Vyvor (He's got the eye of the tiger) Jury Jickal...

Not like REAL lawyers, but RULES lawyers...........

When his clones are created they each get a t-shirt with their clone number on it.

Undead strippers!!! Toss them gold and they peel off skin and body parts until there's nothing left. (Orcs find this particularly amusing!)

It's not just that they happened to play each other, it's that they happened to play each other in the last game of the year. I would have actually been much more OK with Texas had they still had but one loss simply because it was earlier in the year. Before the game Fett and I were actually...

Don't forget Arkansas. Yeah they lost bad to USC, but that was week 1 (pollsters are much more forgiving of early losses), and if they beat LSU and Florida and USC loses, they SHOULD leapfrog Michigan (whether or not they WILL is another story). Though it was a great game, Michigan had their...

Allergies are not only God's way of saying "Don't get a cat, dummy!", but they are also God's way of saying that cats are genetically superior to humans (you don't see any cats with people allergies!). We still don't understand the full, untapped power of cat DNA, but we have started seeing...

Storyteller 95% Character Player 90% Tactician 55% Weekend Warrior 30% Casual Gamer 25% Specialist 10% Power Gamer 0% Not really a surprise at all. I'm all about roleplay.

If your forgiving DM asks "Are you sure?", the best answer is probably "NO!" (for example from our campaign: PC: "What's inside?" DM: "Do you open the box?" (a variant of "Are you sure dumbass?") PC: "Yes" DM: "Roll Save" PC: "7" DM: "You are now a wolverine... permanently!"

From our world, I think it's imperative to import our culture's three greatest holidays: A day of practical jokes, lies, and general tomfoolery (April Fools) A day of mischief and confronting things that frighten us (Halloween) And, of course, Talk Like a Pirate Day!!! As for new, made up...

How about the Wile E. Coyote class? The character's only ability is to tragically misuse magic items. He also can only use magic items that he special orders for prompt delivery from a mysterious supply company known only as ACME. To his advantage, even the most extreme catastrophe never...

You have muscles?

I don't think that's really Fett! Our Fett isn't that tall!!!

Just tell her you can only clean wearing nothing but a grass skirt and talking constantly like a pirate and she'll be grateful for the lack of assistance! ;)

I'll have you know that Pack is not even remotely chubby!!! He's actually more of a Kate Moss type, except for being a halfling ...and male ...and not a coke fiend. but he is actually quite skinny and quite weak (6 STR) ...and he's way hotter than the other guys!!

I'm so there for the Con man game!! Is it too early to sign up now???

I, regretably, haved gotten to play RM in about 17 years since I loaned all my books (and about 40 modules) to someone and never got them back. Like anything, it is what you make of it. You can meta-game any system if so inclined. At the root of it, though, RM IS more realistic in that it...

I've never GM'ed. I think GM's playing in other people's games still tend to look at things from a GM's point of view. I'm not saying they don't play well by any stretch, but they do tend to help the GM's keep a game on it's "intended" path sometimes. From strictly a player only point of...

I had a lot of fun at my 1st GenCon, but doing a last minute day-trip does it very little justice. I am deeply sorry I couldn't get into any games, but I had fun watching MOST of Keeper's CoC game. (Sorry if my snoring distracted during my nap) It was great meeting everyone even though I...

Wouldn't the character have to take a Charisma hit of some sort anyway? I mean it's pretty near impossible not to have some hatred for someone THAT damned perfect!