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Songs of lore (Sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy) There once was a halfling from Nantucket Who thought that sex came in a bucket He commited a sin Fell in love with some twins And was taught how to seriously... Hey wait, that doesn't fit to Yankee Doodle Dandy! I'm going to have to...

Enk's a GIRL!!! Hey Enk, you writing anything new or are you just stalling with a "Greatest Hits album"?

Well, Serenity, I've got good news and bad news. Godd news is that, yes, we try to have a lot of fun with this story hour. Also, being one of the players in the group on whose gaming sessions this story hour is based, I can tell you the story is about to get even better! (A LOT better!!!) For...

He did not have sexual relations with that monkey. (Though he sussed it quite roundly!)

I'm there, and if we also bring Jon the Nudist, he won't know what hit him!

Or maybe we'll just finally claim some of the ones we already have. Not all, of course, that could get awfully expensive.

Actually, I think you LOOK like a Zamfir. Or maybe a Bruce (with lisp).

Naaaaah..... if D'Shai had written it, Oaxacon Warrior Princess (his wife) might have been worried to see her husband seemingly ramble endlessly about how "masculine, handsome, and downright damned sexy D'Shai is. (NOT!!!) Twizzler breath does nothing, either, to persuade the missus that you're...

In all actuality, Enk has finally found someone on his intellectual level with whom he can converse. He's enjoying this while it lasts because his son will enrolling in Kindergarten in a couple more years, then he won't have much more time for daddy's "stupid talk". D'Shai, on the other hand...

In the pic, I assume Jon Potter was showing off his +4 Vorpal man-boobs of death?!?!

Kissing up to Fett (Ashrem) just gets you a mouthful of stinky fur!

Yeah, but he was held and had two hit points left!

Actually, when D'Shai wants to "exit, stage left" a PC (usually because someone is absent for a considerable time and playing too many NPC's makes D'Shai kinda confused), he just makes a "mysterious blue portal" appear and swallow the character up. He actually hasn't done that in this campaign...

Actually, That's way too obvious and far beneath my station of cheese. The key, you see, to laying really stinky cheese at the table is to avoid the obvious and pull a cheesetastic gem seemingly out of thin air. By the way, wait'll everyone gets a peek (in 3-5 years at this rate) at the new...

Fett just failed his intelligence check! (DC-5) Hey, it could happen to anybody! (You go in the room, and it's completely empty.....except for some shelves.... oh, and there's a bunch of stuff on the shelves....and some barrels sitting around....oh, and a couple of treasure chests!!!) :p

Maybe Enk would like something to give him immunity from badgerfication!!!

It's not about making Hulk happy, it's just about not making him MAD!!! He's big, green, and mean, and he could darned well use a halfling as a toothpick!! BTW, Livewire, if you think a wolverine named "Bunny" is funny... just wait until you meet a wolverine named "Badger"!!

Yes, it's a gift set. The publishers can buy their wives and kids (and mistresses?) more gifts!!

That should keep the worm fans happy until his full-time return to the story. His return will be very, very soon, so look forward to lots of "Worm smash"!! (Oh, sorry Hulk, didn't mean to step on your toes) (Not that a halfling stepping on your toes would hurt much) (Maybe if I ask D'Shai for...

BTW my sig is actually not my quote but one from John the Nudist, who plays Worm. He doesn't really remember how to work the internet, so I felt kind of free to plagiarize. (of course, I guess it's no longer really plagiarism since I'm crediting him here) I guess I could change my sig... How...