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I think you need to crit to activate the sword. I could be wrong I guess... I've been house ruled before though :)

Undead cannot be critted. And vorpal weapons don't work on undead anyway (Except vampires I think) Although that would be very cool!

How are those pyramid schemes working out for you anyhow?

Least I got PAID to post it :D

/pretends like he didn't just edit his post and correct his grammar I don't know what you mean. Doc don't you NOT have a job you should be getting back too? awwwwwwwwwwww!!! I mean really, you're so smart and with all this extra time you have NOT working you'd think you'd be better at...

Nice Buffy ref doc.. wonder if anyone else will get the teddy ref. I pay all the help. Goddess. She is beauty personified. Nothing will ever come between her and me.

I wouldn't if I were him. NO ONE touches my amulet.. its mine I tell you! ALL MINE! WAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAA

Poor Metus.. he loses his head over nothing.. whahahaa

I think Meepo has the 2nd peice of the soul totem! Dark Jamison is obviosly Meepo's pawn.

Note to self: Name a henchmen Nail. Have him beaten and killed :D

If only I could redo my feats... I mean really! Ambidexterity (12 dex.. so I can't use it) Two weapon fighting Weapon focus: longsword shield expert extra turning combat casting craft wonderous item Leadership Spell focus: Necromancy Pretty poor for a 1st lvl fighter/ 17th level cleric.

I just want to serve my Godess. "Vek and Wee Jas sitting in a tree .... K-I-S-S-I-N-G" "SHUT UP!!!!"

Some of the other players want me to become a god. I wonder if the soul totem... whahhahahaaa.

Like this?

Awww.. NWN! I can't belive you say that! I'm hurt. Really... It almost makes me NOT want to cast Attune form but I'll do it.. if only for Lela's sake... and who would pay Horatio? Not Kizzlorn... she's never given a dime for Verbobonc or the keep! :eek:

Hmmnn... :D

We wanted to take her alive but she actually gated back in right next to me and hit me. (All Docs NPCs have LICH-RADAR after all) The Eco fight took under a minute.. She actually only got 1 swing off. She was ready to cast Inprisionment on me... THAT woulda been BAD! Doc always gives...

Psssshhh.. more like Dartan sprouts hair and fangs and gathers beasts to help me rule the world. :D I was jus' foolin' ;)

1. A particularly brave (slow) and fearless (slow) troll? ;p Like throw sand in my eyes? lol. Dartan is really good at 3 things: Being a bitter cranky old man, abandoning his gods and hitting stuff with his sword. He doesn't fight dirty. Because skeletons do as they are told! :cool:

Me too. I've been inputting Clix info into a database all morning! Can someone do my DnD homework and suggest my 18th lvl feat for me. I was thinking of taking Leadership again... maybe Landowner... or REACH SPELL for HARM! :D