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I like half-undead. It's always nice when a monster takes after his mummy.

Of course, Forgotten Realms and Greyhawk both have dinosaurs...

If you're going to buy, buy by the case. You can get 16 expansion packs for around 100 bucks, which is essentially like getting six packs for free.

Mmm, those giant minis will be mine.

That happened to me too, but I think it was the paladin who did the drinking. Still, it was enough to piss me off and make me restart the game with an evil party. Maybe I'm missing the plot, but there's nothing more fun than wandering around slaughtering villagers. :)

I'd gladly buy it again at thrice that price. It's that good.

-Wedding after wedding after wedding -The DM doesn't show up, so tonight's session is a "remember the time when we..." clip show. -Tonight, on a very special D&D....Lidda comes face to face with the fact that she's not a little girl anymore. -The adventurers are going to Hawaii! -Mialee...

You're forgetting, it's Wizards. Or..uh..Wi$ard$. Or whatever. They're a corporation, and by definition money-grubbing and evil. Or whatever.

Henceforth, those named Henry will no longer be allowed to call themselves Hank. That's just too much of a stretch.

I did something similar after pulling off a double-crit-instant-kill with a spiked chain. The DM ruled that I wrapped the chain around the guy's neck and tugged as hard as I could, and essentially invented the chainsaw. :)

I played a barbarian/exoticist from whichever Dragon issue had the variant fighter classes. I was using the exoticist to represent a gladiator type. Between proficiencies in orc shotput, bolas, spiked chain, and net, along with a trusty greatsword, I had a number of different options for...

You've obviously never adventured with the right company.

Nah, it was just a sarcastic response based on the supposed idea that anything in D&D is supposed to be historically accurate. I never saw you use the word "balance" at all. I saw you deride the class for not being historically accurate. None of the abilities of the CW samurai are...

I know, d00d. A real samurai could like, TOTALLY destroy a tank with his katana, because like, it's a katana and stuff. And if any of those punk ass ninjas tried to stop him he'd be all like mrowwwwww-ya and chop their heads off with his kung-fu grip. And I know that's how samurai really...

No, I find no issue with it. Remember that the new Bladesinger gets to cast any spells he wants, not just the 4 or 5 per level that were on his list before. Being able to quicken any spell you want as many times per day as you want without increasing the spell level would be horribly broken...

Yes it does. The swashbuckler gets his Int bonus to damage on any finesse-able weapon against anything that isn't immune to criticals.

As Aramil readies another arrow to let loose at the beast holding his companion, he barks an order to attack at his wolf-sister. "Kaliska, malaska orcu!" He then lets his arrow fly at the female orc, hoping that a 3-foot tall halfling won't provide much cover to the 6-foot tall orc.

OOC: That's odd, I could swear I posted this already, but it seems to have not shown up. Jalban will move backwards 30 feet, slinging his bow down off his shoulder as he moves. He then drops his hammer to the ground, nocks an arrow, and fires.

Five sessions into a game, I finally found out that this one girl was playing a rogue. Not because she got in a sneak attack, or picked a lock, or disarmed a trap, or anything like that, but because someone said something like "okay, so we'll wait here at the inn for the rogue to finish what...

There have been many, many feats in various d20 products that give you d8's for sneak attack damage. At least this one is balanced by the fact that exalted feats can only be gained as a boon from deities or celestials or the like.