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Everyone keeps thinking I'm dead. Probably because of the red shirt I always wear. And maybe 'cause I haven't showered since Christmas.

This is in your basement, right? And there's a drain handy? Set up your spinkler in the corner and turn the water on so it sprays just that small area; that'll keep kizzah from shizzah in the hizzah.

Yeah, but when a page is that 'busy' I can't find anything. Same thing with drawers: I couldn't find my scissors today because there were too many things in the drawer. Turned out they were sitting on top of most of the other things, and yet I still couldn't see them because the 'view' was...

It's good to see you're not dead, JD. I'll bet dozens of us die every year, and we never hear about it. From now on, if you die, please come here immediately and post that fact so we don't start speculating wildly--it's such a waste of time and ARRRRRRRGH....

*slicks back his hai--*...awwww, Jester! :mad: :(

I haven't showered since Christmas.

Oh, there it is! http://www.drivethrurpg.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=47_66&products_id=762

Well, yeah, that's the easy part. But then...there's too many words! I get lost and ooh shiny things.

I don't have a laptop, and my printer won't take much more abuse. :( So I sit here and read my PDFs and wish I could use them somehow. This is one of the reasons why I set fires.

Uhhhhhhh.... How do I get there? :uhoh:

I wanted to select everything with the word "Medieval" in it just 'cause that's the kind of campaign I want to play in. But I didn't. ;)

I like opening windows. Everywhere I go, I try to open windows.

Ya know, if you feed 'em enough, they'll grow to be big enough to ride. I seen it in a book!

So, what's this couple's address again?... :cool:

From a player whose heavily encumbered character had just sunk to the bottom of a river: "If I jump, can I break the water?" From a player who had to leave early: "Don't worry, I'll be here from 1:00 'til 3:00 -- that's a good four hours." From the player who kept assuring he had brought...

Whoa. I've had paint flecks, a splinter, and a plastic spoon in my eye before, but never an entire stye! How many pigs does it hold? ;)

Hey, me too! I guess there are only so many thoughts left in the world--somebody's always gotta share. :cool:

We play various styles in various games. In our most serious game ever, we suddenly broke down into total insanity when the DM rolled randomly among 20 people to see who was targetted by six rock-throwing kobolds--they all threw at and hit Steve's character, knocking him unconscious. He...

My nephew: "I run up and grab the high priest by the brassiere." (He meant the high priest standing beside the brazier. :heh: )

I was raised by wolves. If it was good enough for me, it would've been good enough for any kids I might have had. :p