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Back in the Great Depression, a lot of men were hard on their asses.

I only answered question #19. I said I wanted to be a d4. :(

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Oh, trust me, there's a vas deference! Please stop trying to blow my secret identity. :mad:

Ha! I've told this story before, so maybe you remember it, but my nephew is actually named Bud Light. (His father is an alcoholic wannabe--he tries and tries, but he just can't seem to get addicted [or whatever].)

Ooooch! I hate having body parts replaced; it's like an overpaid surgeon's way of telling you God never really liked you very much. Was this a long time coming (AKA gradual deterioration) or a sudden need (example: unfortunate random car placement by total stranger)? Anyhoo.... Long life...

Now there's a diet book just waiting to be written! Never say "working" to me again. (It *yawn* makes me sleepy...zzzzz....)

Hey, that's what I thought until I Googled it! Then I found all the apatasaurs and I figured others would know better than I, what with my being a dinosaur and all....

But it burns, it burns!!

But I might see some Hilton! And then I'll be dead, and won't be able to watch the Daily Show at all. If I bide my time, soon CNN will just completely give up trying to show the "news," fire everyone, and just replay the Daily Show every 30 minutes. Right? I...I think I love you. :confused...

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7127983/ It's 16 feet long, 60 years, and it's eaten over 80 people...let's give it a good home! :cool:

Actually, my mother thinks I've been dead for several years. In fact she keeps burying me in the yard.

Huh, no wonder that NDP recruiter kept getting back up.... :\

Communists!!! :eek: "D&D, the extended red menace." We must locate these individuals and smite them with our +1 holy maces!

Actually, I'm pretty sure there was some stupidity and plenty of ignorance involved as well. ;)

You're a dirty, dirty old man. :p

Uhhhh...there's more. (Well there pretty much had to be, right?) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4333379.stm Some of the news reports said it was a Tokyo man who had died, but since this happened 250 miles west of Tokyo, I...have my doubts...

Paris Hilton. :mad: Every time I see an ad with her in it, I turn off my tv for at least half an hour. Recently they put her show (whatever it's called) before the Daily Show, and I ended up missing an episode of John Stewart. Damn her. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Oh no I have spilled coffee on my groin because of you. (Y'know, it'll be cheaper if you settle with me out of court. ;) )

Coach - "...now get out there and lick 'em!" Player - "Uh, what do you mean, Coach?" Coach - "Like this!" *slurp!*