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Woo! Old people rawk! I'm eating chocolate cake for breakfast. :cool:

Fine! I'll stop writing people eimails in responses to there crummy articles, already! Geze, whata bundch of hot headas. Wah wah wah theres a deat threat in this one, wah wah wah that oen has pour speling! Buncho [censored] crybabbies....

Yay me! Still alive in '05! I had a bag of potato chips for supper last night. And a tub of sour cream with spices* mixed into it for dip. Not talking one of them little bags, neither; went the Economy Party size. Now my computer screen is greasing up from my laboured breathing.... Happy...

Now how could I not remember the name even though I knew the address? :confused: BTW, it's my birthday today. I'm this old: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :cool: "It's my birthday, my buh-buh-buh-birthday...."

It was 315 and 319. I know because my whatsit expired with #315.

Toronto?! Good lord!! Don't go there, it's a heathen place! Seriously, whenever someone wants to compare their hometown to the worst place they can think of, they compare it to Toronto!! "You people drive like Torontonians!" "You're so rude you must be from Toronto!" "This place makes...

:confused: Ah, them inglesh. Such charming weirdos. "Head-butt probe." My oh my, no sirree. Not since college, anyway....

I have never once yet in my entire life recovered from embarassment. One time, however, I did recover from death. (Actually, it would be twice if you stretch the meaning of the term "death.")

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!1!1!!twelve!!

You're over it already, Mythus? Can you juggle and play the piano again? :p That's awful! A family friend died of that. She woke up one night thinking she was having a bad attack of asthma, from which she suffered, and her husband grew so concerned he took her to the hospital. They simply...

Give this man a cigar! ;) Why must you turn these boards into your DEN OF LIES!! :shakefist:

I seriously DO NOT recommend the hobo trade. Everyone thinks it's easy, that any old crazy fool can succeed in the biz, but most people who try end up falling back into their working class way of life. I've seen so many sad cases, kids who think they'll be the next Steamtrain Maury or Hard...

Mine's about the time we were attacked by a monkey, and the warning shout that would have saved my life if, in fact, my life had been in danger. Or if I'd understood what he meant by it. Or if it hadn't made me look up to see what he was talking about. Thank the gods for them window panes at...

My three campaigns right now are all around a 3. They're just interesting enough that I'd rather play them than set my shoes on fire and run screaming down the street. My older 1E/2E campaigns were much more fulfilling. Hopefully we'll get back to them soon. All I need to do is kill off the...

It depends on the player. If he's my whiney nephew, the roll stands. If he's my friend Bubba, who is 6 foot 3 inches tall, 380 pounds, and perfectly willing to beat me to a pulp, I'll probably allow some sort of something-or-other to save me time in rolling up a new DM.

Awwwwww, that one won't fit. :(

"In hong's pants" Or how about: "Quicker than a poker up a pervert"

Huzzah! They're working for me fine at the moment. I was on the Wizboards last night for a while, then suddenly they stopped working for me. And then my computer crashed several times. And then I ran an anti-virus and discovered four brand new viruses on my computer. I'm back up and running...

But fast and cheap! Here's to yer health, Mythus. :booze: :cool:

Jeez, strokes suck! Sorry about that, Mythus--that one was probably meant for me. :p I've got the cholesterol of a 5-lb bag of fried cheese. (On the plus side, it makes me a really good wrestler; when I sweat I'm like a greased pig!) (Only bigger and hairier.)