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I prefer to rhyme "drow" with "go," similar to the way in which the word "trow" [to think, to suppose] is pronounced. However, my nephews prefer to rhyme "drow" with "cow" (the official pronunciation), and as I play in their group, I too have acquired this more popular variant.

Never mind National Geographic, read the story closely! :eek: I can't wait for that episode of Family Guy!!

Hmmmmm! I think next time I play, I'm gonna try doing it in the second person. Thought oughta confuse the DM! :p

People used to occasionally confuse me for Angelsboi because my name is similar to his. I used to post "I'm not Angelsboi!" pretty frequently. It's funny, I was just thinking about him yesterday. I knew who he was and how he died, and I knew today was World AIDS Day, but I didn't connect the two.

Oh you're just being paranoid now.

From the SRD Square Occupied by Creature Three Sizes Larger or Smaller: Any creature can move through a square occupied by a creature three size categories larger than it is. A big creature can move through a square occupied by a creature three size categories smaller than it is. Designated...

We are a pitiful group, these days. Once I played with my three nephews and their friend, and it was good. Then two of my nephews quit, but the friend gained a girlfriend who joined for a few sessions. Alas, she has a baby now, and we play at their apartment where she doesn't have time to...

That's not my mouth. :uhoh: Stop standing behind me!

Huh, good point! I often read that as meaning, "So there's no romantic interest and I'm not giving her special treatment." Maybe I'm just soft in the head though. Or covering up for one of my own failings many years ago (when I, as the DM, let *her* have a purple pony just because she wanted...

We start every session with the question, "What the heck did we do last session?" Usually it's followed by, "Doesn't anyone remember?!" My players don't like teasers. They won't listen to them, won't read them. They think they're "boring." I hate my players. ...buncha stoopid fatties...

I have known three women who played the game solely for the sake of playing the game, and (hmm let's see now...) five women who have played at least in part because they wanted to do stuff with "their guy." That's out of dozens and dozens of players total. I feel my experiences have involved a...

Me too. I like to "taste" each word individually.

Miss 'em? Heck no! I still use 'em! :p I don't play 3E, I play AD&D.

I once played a character who could not speak the Common language, and no one in the group could communicate with him. But I was also taking Norwegian language lessons at the time, so I spoke really bad Norwegian when I was in character, and put my fingers in my ears and hummed annoyingly when...

It couldn't hurt to ask one (or more) of the other players to just do a little side-battle--out of game, not actually killing your characters of course--so you can get a feel for what's going on. My players often face-off with one another if they're sitting around waiting for the game to start. :)

It looks like a pen to me, dudes.

I've only got one, but it's a d2000. (And I still rolled a 3.)

I found a plastic Kraft peanut butter jar in my neighbour's trash which I use to store my spare/old/damaged dice.

huh?