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Sometimes I ask questions that are too hard to be answered. People will try, but then I'll come back and point out the errors. After that, nobody will respond anymore.

It'll happen more and more as you get older. Chicks dig flirting with old guys 'cause they're "safe." But if you hit on them, they get freaked. :( And then you get kicked out of the library for three months.

The F buttons! I always forget the F buttons. Yah, those ones I found out by trial and error. (I'm a trial and error kinda guy.) There's a menu? Hey! There is! There is a menu! I don't see the directions in there, though.

Chaav, eh? No Venezuelan president jokes allowed here, eh?

No! I don't remember that. Wow, that's awful. You should try it from where I'm sitting. :\ (Hmm. I can't decide if I should end on a joke or not.) (Ahh, so I won't.) I hope he didn't owe me any money.

I like posting naked pictures of myself for unsuspecting people to chance across. :lol: In real life, that would be called "flashing" and I'd be excoriated for it (oh, and arrested). BTW, look, a kitten: <<a picture of a kitten and not me in hip-waders at all>>

I never go to bars, but the same thing happens to me all the time. Once you go Algolei, you'll never...well, you'll probably go gay.

The toilet ain't going anywhere, and you're standing right beside it--just coup de gras the thing! Pfft, amateurs....

It is cool! I was up fooling around with it myself last night when I should have been sleeping but bah who needs sleep I don't need sleep I'm a third level fighter. Boy, was I absurdly frightened when I thought, "I can't find my way back to Sol!" :eek: Is there a way to just scoot around...

Can't I just sit in the corner for an extra fifteen minutes, like last time. :(

diaglo's kinda funny. Not sure if you'd count him as a god, though.

Trust me, moose are Large. --MyMotherWasAMoose Spikey. P.S. Ooh! I think I found that website she posed for! http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/facts.htm Alas, they seem to have replaced her photo with a hand-drawn image.

Nah. diaglo just bought me a 3 year membership, so I'm using the Search function. The Backara mag seems to have gone the way of the dinosaur. I don't think they even made a third issue. Just, uh, just like the dinosaurs.

Well, I haven't tried it, but I've heard about something called Celestia. Would you like a link, or can you Google it yourself?

I was out walking in a lightning snowstorm once. Didn't realize what it was at first, just noticed the streetlights seemed to be "flashing" and then going out. Then I came to the city limits, where there were no street lights; that's when I realized it was lightning! I'm still a little...

So, how ya coming with this? ;)

How...how did I get here? :confused: I was just in my bunker, safe and secure for Christmas! Wha' happen'd? AAAUGH!

Mmm, yellow cake.... I'm partial to Nigerian yellow cake, but every time I try to buy some, men in black suits and sunglasses swoop in and start shooting. :\

My father taught the guys who installed the elevators in that thing. One word of advice: Do Not Pee In The Elevators. :uhoh: I've probably already said too much.

What?! Why was I not informed of this!! :( Three years of university astronomy, straight down the friggin' drain. :(