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*shields groin*

Jerry would never let someone drown if he could prevent it. It's bad surfer juju and would threaten his self-image as an oceangoing jock.

Jerry wants everyone to discover their spiritual connection with water and he'll do anything he can to help you on that journey. Including apparently teleporting out, kidnapping someone, stripping them, and dousing them without their approval or knowledge. Good rolling to beat Cody's danger...

Jerry hoisted himself out of the pool with an easy, well-practiced heave. He walked right up to the group, entirely unconcerned about being so little clothed in comparison. "G'day. I'm Jerry," he said to the two new people, with a smile. "But I'll answer to Natasha or Spaz if the mood strikes...

"No worries," Jerry assured Mr. Kincaid. "Get one that works for pants too. Works well for me," Jerry suggested, completely unmoved by Kiyana's transient nudity. Reluctantly, he swam over to the side.

Jerry treaded water about halfway across the pool, "G'day. Just making sure the water works."

Jerry does his best not to get in Kiyana's way, but slashes back playfully and tries to keep up. This is so much better than being dry.

Jerry shrugged. "Should be some bathers in our school kit." "All right!" Jerry watched with delight. "There's a fair go." Jerry pulled his shirt over his head and tossed it on the ground, kicking off his shoes next and starting at his belt. "I think that's what it's called," he answered...

But...Albino Surfer Dude totally wants to be your friend, for sure. :)

"I don't need any convincing, mate," Jerry smiled, wondering if he was looking at the nucleus of a new swim & surf club. "Beautiful," Jerry agreed. He took a deep breath of the chlorine-flavored air. Not the beach, but still home away from home.

I inherited the compound from my jerk of a father...and all these messed-up dreams. Plus I have death-prone sons! Thanks a lot, Dad.

"Now son, when you reverse the neutron flow make sure you have your lead apron covering your gonads."

"I bet," Jerry smiled, "I grew up in the water and on the beach. My parents got me swimming with a club a few years ago." "The ocean's like... You get out in it and there's no you anymore. You're just like, a part of it. It's a spiritual thing. Changes your life," Jerry averred, reverent...

"Hell yes," Jerry readily agreed. "Shame about the surfing, though. I've got to work on her some." "You and me both. Let's go." ..and considering my limited post time, hanging with the NPCs is probably a better idea than starting up a new conversation. :)

"You got it, mate," Jerry assented.

Emmet sounds a lot like my friends and I do IRL... Get out of my head, HH! :)

Jerry nodded happily, "A great wave takes fun to a whole new level."

Hey Agamon, I've got a houseguest arriving tomorrow to stay for about a week. I should still have time to post but it may not be as frequently.

"It's like flying...only on water with a board. If we get some time to go out on the ocean I could show you how." Jerry half-crouched and stuck his arms out, miming the action. "They've got one, right enough. Looking forward to checking it out."

Jerry managed to recover some of his composure and his smile flashed back up, "I'll surf with anybody. Swim too. I, uh," if Jerry could blush, he clearly would be, "I'm really into water." "It's a bit under three months. Took a month to lose all my color. I like it, though. When I go through...