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Genius! I loooove it! Git t'werk y'useless bum---I mean you wonderful man you! I would LOVE to see something like that!

Mikara whispers back to their coordinator extraordinaire. "I saw a few cowled people, but I do not recognize whoever just took Cerix." In a library, Mikara is more useless than a one armed, one legged man in a butt kicking contest, so she resigns herself to the menial task of retrieving...

Ooooh! I forgot about the bonus damage! In that case, add another 13 damage to what was dealt to Guard 23. So before Dorn's attack, the poor bastage took a total of 30 damage from Crag's crit..... no, wait a second.... I need some clarification here: Would the extra damage from Sneak In the...

Yeah, I thought it sucked that healer clerics (aka protection clerics) were nerfed so badly with the latest update. It's almost like they don't WANT us to play a pacifist healer... sheesh.

The only problem with using variables like this is that there are too many exceptions to too many rules to make this reliable. Take for instance the AC category. For those wearing Heavy armor, they just get what the armor grants. For those wearing Light armor, they get the better of their...

Taking his beating in stride, the stone skinned warden looks around at the guards around him before giving them a wicked grin. Calling upon his patron spirit of earth, Crag summons a horde of halfling shaped piles of stone. Jumping out at the warforged's enemies, the summoned horde attempts to...

As the party members move in to intercept the warforged, it lowers its head and pumps its legs in a mad fury. As it nears Grryth, it strafes to the side wall. With its torch hand, it pushes away from the wall, allowing its momentum to carry it to the center of the group. It has a wicked gleam...

Crag most certainly does NOT require assistance! I've got them JUST where I want them! Nerdytenor: I'm going to Second Wind (giving a multitude of yummy bonuses and allowing Crag to use 2 healing surges due to his new cloak), so please feel free to drop a Bomb of Death (tm) on top of these...

I'll give Garrick until the end of the day to post, then I'll NPC him.

That marching order works for me

I'm looking to start an adventure sometime soonish (i.e. the next couple of weeks) and have pinged the judges about it, but I was wondering how many (and who/what) are in the Tavern at the moment so that I can plan accordingly. The adventure is written for 5 1st level characters, but I could...

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Ignore the marks then, lol

Crag stomps over to the group of guards and strikes out with his longsword. He manages to bypass one of their defenses, but the blow is merely a grazing strike. Calling on Terra, Crag stomps on the ground, pelting the guards around him with bits of dirt and rock-- just enough to get their...

Holy cow guys! Nicely done against the brute! He didn't even last a full round! Okay, lemme go over where everyone is, and I'll try to do something with the haggle of guards.

ooc: Vistrathis will take the front spot unless someone else has a better perception check and wants to scout ahead.

Awesome sauce and a can of whoop ass! I like that feature! I'll wait for this to go through, then I'll move my character's sheets.

ooh, well that's not too bad then! With that info, I'll vote YES!

I also love the idea, but am also curious about changing the current links and pages (if that's even possible). I'll give my vote once I get this info.

As a seemingly total opposite of Sheeva, Kortauhk only takes a quick bath (only enough to remove most of the grime and smell), then gets Pok's money's worth by taking his appetite out on the establishment. During dinner, he eats as much as the establishment allows until he is so full that he...