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Animate the character's long intestine and have it break out of the character's belly to wrap around and constrict him to death. The character's eyeballs pop in a gout of concentrated acid which proceeds to melt away the characters face and upper front torso. The character's bones liquify and...

Mastermind, Thug, and Competent Lieutenant. I s'pose these aren't classes in the DnD sense of the word, eh?

Luck of Heroes appears as a Midlander background feat in the Wheel of Time d20. I don't know where else, if anywhere, though.

Relentless. I played an Astral Deva using the monster-leveling rules from Savage Species. Our party was going through RttToEE, and had got near the end when this guy started to die. Often. The party cleric, however, was high enough level to just summon him back since he knew his name. I don't...

I'm unfamiliar with this song. Care to elaborate?

Ew. OK, well. I think the scroll's time limit will prolly be the best for the sense of urgency thing ... I'm guessing that none in the party have that spell available otherwise. To instill the 'better rush to get there in time' idea, maybe let them see their goal in the very far distance as a...

I would choose Elan, but Elan is aberration and thus off-limits. So I choose Blue - the psionic goblin. Really, is anyone surprised?

Dear Santa, I've been good this year, really good; please I just want a game group ... no specifications, just one that's better than none. please ... help me ...

so ... don't feed honey to babies? on a side note, reading this thread has reminded me that I'm completely out of spices save for one ... food-buying time again soon, methinks.

I'm not fond of getting my picture taken, but not because me being in a picture or something. The flash hurts my eyes and blinds me for a really long time and sometimes makes my knees buckle. That's dangerous while skateboarding, dancing, crossing the street or trying to drink anything through...

I'm gonna watch that again. Wow ... just ... wow. Awesome. Thanks for the link, Psionicist.

Exactly ... the PCs encounter gay and lesbain monsters and NPCs all the time ... they just never find out because the sexuality of pre-kibbled baddies never comes up and thus becomes a non-issue. The same stands for pre-kibbled PCs.

My point. A broken escalator is usable as stairs, but as far as escalators go, it's broken. escalator? escalater? escalatar? ... I'm too lazy to check.

Well ... not any more.

I don't think salt 'spoils' per se; it just becomes less adept as a preservative or condiment ... but then that's like saying that escalators don't break; they just become stairs.

I didn't find the add particularly funny, but I don't dislike anyone who does. It is probably my stress-relief medicine that is similar to Damitol, but more potent. I can't post the name here, though, lest I get in trubble. And I'm okay with that, too.

I used to think old people came apart. This was because my grandfather had false teeth and after he took them out he would point at me and tell me to pull his finger. I never did because I thought it would come off. I never realized the 'pull-my-finger' idea until sometime in high school.

I always thought shoes were a really good idea.

I am and always have been a metalhead. Metallica, Megadeth, Sabbath, System of a Down, and all sorts of little known death metal bands. Anyone hear of Dominion Mine? Heaven Shall Burn? Borknagar? Internal Bleeding? Bloodbath? As a confession ... my favorite musical piece is Pachabel's canon...

DC 495? Holy crap ... what level do you have to be to beat that?