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hungry i don't know about you guys, but i could really go for a snack… a snack that includes a few pages from the city chapter... am i right? what the heck, jeff? what's a guy have to do to see some more of the book? i mean… really - jim (wishing he knew where to host it, so he could link...

Yes. 400 Pages. We are looking at $50 and softcover/hardcover… you know what… I don't really know… good question. So. Yes and no. The toolbox held up well. Let's hope that Ultimate Toolbox does as well. If we do a sequel in five years, we'll make it 1,000 pages and name it something like...

1d20 why this book is better… 1 More than twice the ingredients of the leading national brand 2 I spent more time editing out jeff's bad ideas 3 I really did edit out a lot of bad ideas 4 Which means the book has 11% more good ideas than previously thought 5 I mean seriously… do I really need...

I'm glad you didn't say writer… because… haha… this joke has no punchline. 400 Pages… I'm not sure I believe that. How is that possible? Is this just another book of useless charts with names for pets or something like that? C'mon, Jeff. Give us something we can use.

Okay. I'm almost convinced. How many tables is this book going to have? How many pages? When can I expect it?

It's difficult for me to be your SHILL if you out me like that. [You still didn't tell me… what's the catch?]

But, Jeff. I've been burned by RPG books before, promising things they can't possibly deliver. What makes the Ultimate Toolbox so special? What's the catch?

But, jeff… wow… that's a really big INDEX… can that number be accurate? Five pages… just for the index? Can this book really be THAT useful?

Okay, Jeff. What is this? Care to explain? Where do I get my copy?

Reason 11 is why the GROUP needs +5 HP. But this is a good list.

1d20 Reasons While both good charts neither chart explains why you DESERVE +5 bonus hit points. Both charts are close, but neither is the winner at the moment. This is a sizeable FREEBIE... you'd be rightly upset if I gave it up like it was prom night.

Okay. I think the only thing left to do to REALLY trump Jeff and his stupid "pixie" joke is to give away THREE copies of the TOOLBOX, a copy of FEATS, the RIVER OF BLOOD adventure, and a signed note telling your GM to give your next character +5 hit points. The winner of these items MUST...

Yeah. No one showed up to get their copy. So I gave it to the POLYCON crew who in turn will give it out as a prize to someone unfortunate enough to win a Jeff Ibach book signed by jim pinto.

Hey. Jeff. I don't like fantasy at all. Can you make some charts for real world names. I'm tired of the phone book. :) I'll be in San Luis Obispo this weekend at a convention. Anyone that comes to the show and says "Jeff smells" will get a free copy of the Toolbox.

Look. I don't want to sound like I'm complaining or anything, but this thread can't just be about giving away free books, can it jeff? I mean... it's also about making sure I get a lot of attention, right? How do I put this delicately… because I'm all about decorum… um… let's see… um… well…...

1 Bangers 2 Chesticles 3 Coconuts 4 Funbags 5 Gazongas 6 Headlights 7 Honkers 8 Hooters 9 Jam-Jams or Jumblies 10 Knockers 11 Mangos 12 Melons 13 Muffins 14 Nibblies 15 Radio Dials 16 Rum shakers 17 Snack packs 18 Sweater puppies 19 Ta-tas 20 Tweeters

meme I am NOT doing ninja names.

6 Salty Pete 7 "da Scrounger" 8 Ivory-Tooth Jim 9 Hooked-Hand Lefluer 10 Jack "Bellius" Barrows 11 Malcolm Bellows 12 Scurvy Petrov 13 Stillson McSweeny 14 Anchors O'Bannon 15 The Lasher of Madrid Two-Step Chart 1 Salty 2 Sealegs 3 Hammer 4 Black Captain 5 Green-Teeth 6 Bloody 7 Two-Guns 8...

Yeah. Great thread. Who wants something for free? Duh. This is enworld. Why not ask them who wants to see free boobies. I got a better idea… who wants to see Jeff and jim design a free 1d20 chart, online… right now… huh? C'mon. Give us a topic. I guarantee that Dawn found nothing but old...

sob stories aside… If I had to pick a winner right now, I'd pick Mark Hope… he's slightly in the lead of Treebore's story… who wants a free book so he can spend more money on someone else's games… while Mark actually made a clever little entendre. But. It's only Wednesday. So. I recommend a...