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Saved for posterity, then. ;)

Try as I might, I don't see religious figures, dead babies (well, maybe) or communists in the picture, but man oh man do I see a great big blossoming hoo-hah exploding forth with the delicate colors of a million orgasmic suns, ready to give birth like a ripe peach. L'Origine du Monde, my...

I dunno. Got any pictures of cursed swords?

No, no... They see that in the burnt toast down in Mexico. This here is just your regular old cooter.

I saw it immediately, and my wife just laughed from across the room. She said, "Woah, now that's Freudian!" There's a cursed sword in your va-jay-jay.

Must be hard to track what's going on from inside that basket.

"Quaid! Find... the reactor!"

Sounds comically hideous. Sign me up!

Speaking of, Ki-Rins better show up in the 4E monster manual or I'm going to have some choice words!

I don't think people should be allowed to mock fantasy names unless they also explain what they think are good fantasy names, so that the mocking can continue...

Frankly, I demand all the heroic characters I'm pretending to be to be attractive. I also like to pretend that the people they're dealing with are either attractive or comically hideous. Sometimes, for a change of pace, I like to pretend that my heroic character is comically hideous. Fantasy...

The Bleak Hold looks really awesome. :D

You managed to find unbaptized virgins on a D&D messageboard? :eek: :p

Agreed. Made of win and awesome.

Huh, guess I need to practice my goose-stepping. You raised one solid logistical problem with Taking 10 that I happily recognized - It separates characters into a binary between can-do's and can't. People have noted that this is a problem with the D20 skill system in general; I personally noted...

Well, it's clear to me that the "Rules as Written" are indeed confusing to people. I hope 4E addresses this. But since numerous people, including myself, have insisted that Take 10 and Take 20 make their games run faster and they value them as a (reasonably?) simple mechanic for baselining...

As a DM, I'm going to assume that if a take 10 check succeeds for, say, part of a wall, it succeeds for all of it, but I've already established myself as something of a hand-waver. Yeah, that was a poor example. I'd assumed people could recognize the situation as just trying to get over a ledge...

Yeah, this makes no sense to me either.

Take 10 and Take 20 work great! As a DM I can glance at my PC Notes and handwave all sorts of stuff that I expect PCs to notice, succeed, or fail at if we don't want to take the time to roll stuff. "You guys take 10 while crossing the chasm. The dwarf stumbles and slips a little, but with an...

Dextra, U R teh brilliantz!