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Sorry, I was asking a question and forgot the question mark.

So no True Seeing, Scrying or any other spell requiring concentration during this time? Edit, this was a question, not a statement, I forgot the question mark. Added question mark.

If I were you, I would be more concerned about why your government is buying 600GP Spears on a no bid contract.

Good luck finding an illusionist who does not want to be found.

An old Illusionist saying "Reality is what I say it is."

Except the Foggy Bottom Illusionists Guild, seems you still have not found a single member. You also seem to be having other problems, like your government does not seem to be able to function, because most of your tax money is lost in fraud waste and abuse. Thirty percent of the population is...

Daily routine? Clean preparation list?

Clean preparation list?

Clean preparation list?

Tythus, the elder Dragon Mage of Caldoom, enters this reality, looks around and sniffs the air. With a small wave of his hand casts "Nuclear Winter Fireball", as the mushroom shaped cloud of fire erupts and 10% of the world melts into lava, Tythus quietly returns to his home dimension.

Brilliant, so all a wizard to do is hire someone to slap him every 6 seconds, so he rolls initiative every 6 seconds. Since the sorcerer never rolls initiative, he can never act because he never gets a turn.

I have sat down and tried to figure out the process this sorcerer goes through each day to make himself unbeatable and as far as I can tell, there is no possible way. He would have to be able to cast Wish something like 4 times per day, plus be able to keep 3 or 4 concentration spells going at...

The only thing Kosh would say after dropping a castle on the sorcerer is, "Reality is what I say it is.".

Yep, murder innocent people, try to cover it up, that will work really well and exactly what the resistance wants you to do, so keep doing that. Meanwhile, the resistance is infiltrating your government and making deals with the Thieves Guilds all around the realms. It will not take much to...

Poor Binky, ruthlessly murdered, then turned into a stone chicken, and he is not even a wizard. The Lazy One certainly isn't making many friends in literary circles around the realms.

Attacking Foggy Bottom directly is a bad idea. Foggy Bottom has been around almost as long as Candlekeep, which is to say centuries, with that many high level wizards, can you imagine how many Glyphs of Warding are in place, along with contingency's?

I think it is easy to say at least one of the Level 20 Illusionists will stay in Foggy Bottom to help defend it. While the others escape into the underground. Even so, the Lazy One will never figure out which of the denizens within Foggy Bottom is actually the Illusionist.

By the time you get there all the wizards Illusionists are gone, now members of the underground. All you find is empty houses and few notes mocking you. Edit: The remaining wizards cover Foggy Bottom in the worlds largest plated Wall of Force, the Meteors bounce harmlessly off, the Lazy One...

So now we are pretending you actually took over the world. Cool, now the Foggy Bottom Illusionist Guild, whom for some odd reason, you never found a single one, starts its economic and social order disruption campaign against you. In a year, your economy will crash and the common people will not...

I agree, I have no idea what this game is, but it has nothing to do with Dungeons & Dragons, I am just here for the Tales of Foggy Bottom stories.