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Remember, this is a dragon we're talking about. Have it cast simulacrum, then have the simulacrum cast polymorph other, making the white dragon look exactly like a red. Or be meaner and have a red dragon turn itself white. It'll work wonders against the horribly meta idea that everyone is...

Personally? I make them deprived, evil bastards with a propensity towards lichdom. But that's just me. -F

Chapter 4, Part 1: Tobias Days pass, and Darumont continues along its daily routine. Still in search of steady income, the team takes another freelance job from the Sweeps. According to the sweeps, orc raiding parties have been sending into the area around Darumont for some time, though the...

I was really just hoping to find a risque iconic photoshoot in the mature sealed section. Mmm... Lidda. -F

I have a lovely program for you, it's called "dice." What you do is you take them... and roll them onto a flat surface. Then, with the proper input device, you can use that data in any character generator imaginable, regardless of platform. :D -F

Heh. evil rocks. -F edit: this is silly, I know. But I just realized that someone might actually take offense at that statement. Let me clarify. I'm not saying that 'evil' rocks, as in EVIL ROCKS! WHOO HOO! I'm just very amused by the idea of an evil rock. Like... Ooo, watch out...

I think you're missing my point. I'm referring to races (note the use of the term 'race', as in species) that are seen as inherantly evil in the DnD world. I disagree that species (note the term again) should be automatically assumed to be evil from birth. The very idea of a member of a...

Um. There's no such thing as a 'baby' undead. Undead aren't part of the 'circle of life' so to speak, and thus, don't apply. Vampires aren't born as little witty baby vamps who grow up to be big nasty vamps. Same deal with any undead you care to mention. Orcs, goblins, drow, etc are...

My only problem with 'always evil' is the whole Paladin scenario. If a race is always evil, then would a paladin be justified in crushing a goblin baby's head, to prevent that baby from growing up to spread evil in the world? How about a goblin nursery? I know it's an awful mental image...

"Be mindful, Anakin, your pants betray you." "Your pants are very impressive." "Anni? *glances at his pants* My, you've grown." "Ohh... master Kenobi has lost his pants! Find them we will." -F

Good lord. Those sound exactly like the ones at Texas Land & Cattle Steakhouse. Some of the best onion rings in Houston, IMO. And I've tried a LOT. -F

Re: Re: Performing sneak attacks Actually, IIRC, all you need to do is succeed with a bluff attempt vs your opponent during around and you can get a sneak attack in the next round. -F

Actually, we were linked to Slashdot the other day... always a good way to get smacked around by new visitors. I'm not surprised that they liked the site and decided to stay though. Here's the link: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/09/08/1716234&mode=thread&tid=127 -F

I'm sorry, but your lack of pants is inappropriate to this thread. :D -F

This is in topic for this OT discussion. http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=1&cat=0200&id=02091311215345106 Behold... the world's oldest known penis. -F

They all meet while competing individually in a tournament. After they win their respective events, they are all brought together to get their awards from the mayor, only suddenly be enveloped in a sphere of magical darkness. When it disappears, the mayor is dead, and the players are thrown in...

Religious, political, censorship pants? PANTS!?! Pants indeed. So... opinions about pants? -F

Man, this is tough. Let's go by series though: TOS - Nurse Chapel IS hot IMO, despite her total dearth of votes. I love the TOS uniforms... relics from back in the day when men openly saw women as sex objects instead of now, when they just pretend not to. Uhura was ruined for me by the...

This is only from the movie, and thus, not even close to being 'canon.' From the books, the terms 'goblin' and 'orc' are used interchangeably and refer to the same race, i.e. the corrupted race of elves that eventually became known to most semi-affluent Tolkien afficionados as 'orcs.' As for...

Wow. I just realized that you unlurked and made your first post to these boards to comment on *my* story hour. Thanks! I'm actually very flattered. I hope you're still reading :D -Femerus