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I think someone should round him up, build a giant hibachi, and throw him on it. Then they can poke him with sticks. Anyone else miss the good old code of hammurabi? -F

WOW! I decided to go ahead and read this... only fair since you're I think the sole reader of my story hour (insert shameless plug here). I didn't expect to find a story so absolutely excellent. The death of Lyle was fantastic... I had to keep from going 'Whoo hoo!' at work. Out of...

can anyone continue, or do you have to sign up? -F

I actually was using the self-deprecation thing as a kind of 'pity card' to try and get people to actually read the story and respond. As it is, I'm doing pretty well... most of the story hours seem to have a post to respond ratio of 10:1 or there abouts, which is just about right for mine...

To actually answer your question instead of pulling out the 'legal ramifications' card... There is at least one site online that's done a review of the core books, including the MM. The review has nearly every MM picture in some form or another included, albeit with the proper trademark and...

Updated - 7/15/02 In this installment, we get to see how the unit functions as an efficient, well trained fighting force. Er... or not... -F

Chapter 2 goes the way of the dodo Chapter 2, concluded After an uneventful trip to the docks, the team takes time to explore their surroundings somewhat in the hours before dusk. The docks are crowded at this time of day… at least a dozen ships of varying sizes float lazily in the river...

"night falls... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *thump*" "day breaks... *crash*" Needless to say, the DM now rewords the changing of the days if he doesn't want at least one person to use these against him. "I kick him in the shins" From when we had an evil necromancer gnome (me!) and a paladin...

Al... I think the issue most people have with energy drain is that they tend to encounter it on the player side WELL before they are anywhere near 9th lvl spells. The bevy of undead that have the effect more than make up for the fact that it's easy to get rid of when you're uber. At low...

heh... great thread Rogue: wanna see my extendable pole? Ranger: when I'm naked, I can use both hands at the same time! Monk: I'll give you a stunning blow Druid: Watch this... partial wild shape! Barbarian: Baby? No baby! Sperm have evasion! Fighter: I'll show you what 'weapon...

The best mac gaming utility you can buy for the mac is called... (drumroll) Virtual PC. Assuming you can get it to print, you can use most any gaming program with it. I've used openrpg, the master tools demo, webrpg, pcgen with it and it works well, especially if you've got a...

whoops! Heh... I did indeed forget to put a smiley on that last post of mine. :) :) :) There ya go. That being said, can we still cast some "inflict critical nut-crushage" on him? ;) -F

Stannis: I'm with you on this one. Then again, I'm from Texas, so what do you expect? As for beheadings... they're still just a touch more expensive to perform than simple hangings... messier too. Gotta keep the state in sharp blades and sponges... gotta hire people to clean up the mess...

ewwww... Man, what kind of pickpocket roll do you need to take out somebody's kidney? Creepy, nasty stuff man. I like it :) I thought for a moment that some kind of cannibal was running around finding choice organs for his meals... the thought of someone simply using it as a taunt is just...

Chapter 2, Continued After heading west for the better part of an hour, Saryna, Kerim and Lucien come to a crowded crossroads. Dozens of people mill about minding their own business. A dirty town crier rehashes last week’s news with a grating voice, while street vendors wave their ‘lizard on...

backscratching Hey... I'll read yours and comment if you'll do the same for mine. Us story hour noobs need to stick together, at least until some of the addicts start catching on to our threads :) -Femerus

The problem, as I see it, is the messageboard community. If enworld expands to include news/info/goodies for other roleplaying systems, then the messageboards will have to expand as well. I know that the current server is some super uber cool machine with all sorts of power, but the swell...

::grins sheepishly:: What about announcements of totally new threads? -femerus

The temple is more of a campaign scenario than an adventure, per se. It's meant to run characters up several levels and it's meant for characters who know how to use their characters effectively. I highly suggest you let your players earn their way up to the required level before subjecting...

This is, so far as I know, the first story hour to chronicle the progress of an online campaign. Come read it and let me know what you think! -Femerus