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  1. twofalls

    Help me with Wedding Speech!!!

    I wouldn't (and didn't) "roast" someone on their wedding day, or most any other day actually. I was the best man in my best friends wedding, and have been in several others. For Marco (my BF) I started writing a toast half a dozen times and finally just gave up and decided to say what came to...
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    Life Lessons in Gaming - Long Post

    Recently on the Kenzer boards a GM requested advice with regards to removing a player who was cheating in his game. He recieved a lot of good advice on how to approach the player and deal with it, however reading the thread startled me because it touched on some past events that I was thinking...
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    So what do/did you study in college? Did you bother with college?

    I don't have a college degree. I took a few classes in English Lit, however my wife became pregnant and I needed to start bringing in money, so I abandoned higher education and went to work. Reviewing my past, and the decisions I made back then I mildly regret not having finished my degree as...
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    Name Five Things You've Done That Others Probably Have Not

    1) Made love with my wife on my parents roof during the 4th of july fireworks (this is not an invatation for crude jokes about others having done this). :] 2) Had my 7th grade game group pitch in together to purchase a large set of mintatures after my collection had been stolen from school...
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    Would you buy....

    I like supporting small entrepreneurs, given the choice of buying an item from a large company and a equal product from a small business I choose the latter. I still buy most of my game books from my FLGS even though I can get them cheaper online. That being said, I don't buy gaming...
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    What History Have You Witnessed

    I'll second that. I rarely agree with the politics behind our government’s troop deployments to combat theaters, but I appreciate, respect, and admire our troops that respond to those orders. When I was in the 5th grade Mount St. Helens blew its beak in my backyard. I remember watching the...
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    Player, or DM?

    Makes perfect sense. I'm a GM only in a broad variety of systems. I love to tell stories, and entertaining my friends is a treat. I'm going to be playing in a session of Paranoia that one of my players is going to run just to be able to kick of the GM mantle for once and have a little wierd fun...
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    Enworld's Grognards

    I haven't seen Third Riech mentioned, nor the old solitare squad game Ambush with its three or four suppliments. Or how about Front Line the WWII card game, Air Combat, Pax Romana, Wizards, Firepower, or even more recent games like Samurai, Kingmaker, Axis and Allies, Fortress America, or...
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    How similar am I to you?

    Getting physical in physics? :heh: We dated for about three years before we tied the knot, but I asked her to marry me after the first three months and gave her my grandmothers wedding band as an engagemet ring. All my friends told me I was insane, my parents however understood me better than...
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    Do you trust the people you game with?

    I have some play standards that I enforce. No roll is accepted without a second player to witness it (I don't want to be a player's witness). All Hit Dice rolls are made in front of me (fighter classes reroll 1's and 2's, all others reroll 1's, second roll sticks regardless). I run two groups...
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    How similar am I to you?

    Eh... ok. Didn't seem that big of a deal at the time. Guess it still doesn't. <shrug>
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    Is it fun being an adult?

    I still get to play games and pal with my friends on weekends. Raising my kids is a joy, and I married this amazing, gorgeous woman who enjoys the whole sex thing as much as I do... so yeah, being an adult is fun! :)
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    Three years...Mercy, where does the time go...

    Yeah, and you're dissing pizza! Did your girlfriend leave because of your enworld habit or because you cut back on pizza nights? :confused: ;) This is an interesting place to chat it up with folks. It's friendly and there is genuine talent here. I'm glad I became involved.
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    Is Time Moving Faster?

    Time is elastic in direct proportion to perception. ;)
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    How similar am I to you?

    We met in high school physics class when we were 16. We are both now 36. We've been together for 20 years and were married when we were 19 years old. I will take better care with my facts in the future. :cool:
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    What do you do after an RPG session?

    I'm 36. Priests aren't lining up at the door to wrap me in toliet paper and carry me to the local pyramid yet, but I'm not a kid anymore. Sleep has actually crept up on the priority list. We typically play until midnight... in my book that's an unholy hour that is best served sleeping...
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    Draconomicron, Libris Mortis, Lords of Madness

    I'm certain someone else has done this thread, I just can't find it and am curious about other peoples impressions on the works. I purchased them as they came out (as illustrated by the thread title) and here were my impressions; Draconomicron was a fun read. I enjoyed the breakdown of the...
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    Is this gaming product too offensive or merely funny?

    Offensive... no, not really, completly tasteless, yes. I don't undestand humor like this, humor that targets a class of people for the express purpose of abusing them. In this case they are trying to poke fun at a stereotype, but the article just isn't funny. Frankly, whatever rings your bell...
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    I've really got to hand it to myself

    Your Grill Fu is strong. My version of grilling is to par boil ribs and broil them smothered with bbq sauce in my oven. But then I've not studied the art.
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    How similar am I to you?

    This is crazy talk... limiting pizza intake... pizza without cheese... just crazy talk. :confused: I thought this was a gamers forum. Game books, pizza, soda, and chips... these are sancitfied conventions of gaming, as holy as hoards of dice and number two pencils.
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