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The Wolf God begins selling land in the mountains at truly exorbitant rates, knowing that the desperate refugees whose home are destroyed by flooding will have no recourse but to pay anything he asks. To minimize competition, he makes frequent visits to the Lortmils and other mountains which he...

The Wolf God is highly upset. To assuage his displeasure, he eats Regfried and Soy.

The Wolf God enters an adventuring party in the Great Hunt. It consists of ~1500 Sor 10; the fact that they're all rakshasa is overlooked. The vast majority of other parties are mysteriously eaten. The Wolf God expresses his love of fine dining to the Nyrondese Free States. Hippy is...

The Wolf God arranges for a pair of rose-tinted glasses to be placed on Quadrone, the Last Modron. Hilarity and mass slaughter ensue as everyone now appears to him to be a Pink Ninja.

I'm looking at the Enspell Familiar feat from an old Dragon as my splat-book pick; it extends the range of the Share Spells class feature from 5 feet to one mile. Is that acceptable?

The Wolf God receives these advertisements. He goes to Rel Mord. Later, the organizers deeply regret that they were not more specific about the details of the buffet at the gambling halls. Apparently, it wasn't clear that the dancers weren't on the menu.

The Wolf informs King Arden (following his brief nap) that he, being twice the paladin's CR, is more than a match for any mere human. Not in so many words, of course; that would be beneath his dignity. He simply arrives, carving in one massive blow through any magical protections surrounding...

Awakening from his long and extremely restful nap, the Wolf God is highly displeased to see the damage wrought while he slept. First, he teleports to the yuan-ti capitol and eats the king of the yuan-ti, ending the uprising. He follows this up with swift visits to the Yeomanry, devouring the...

I did think about Alchemy, but the core products there are all things that a wizard cooks up with wierd reagents and a lot of bubbling glass. I was looking at a halfling homebody druid, basically doing a lot of herbal remedies, old-wives'-tales cures, and so forth; mostly Heal and Wilderness...

For a druid who makes his living as an apothecary, what would be the appropriate Profession skill?

"I will do all that is in my power."

The passengers are willing, if cautious; they don't see any better options, but don't really like this one.

They eyed it with suspicion, but no fear or particular distaste. Jonath eventually calms down, but it's clear he's not happy with the situation; neither are any of the other passengers, with the exception of the skinny scholar, Niall of Luln, who appears to view this as a great opportunity for...

"It should not be more than three, four days travel through the swamps, and that much again to the nearest village." As predicted, Tarkson is not pleased by the news that he must abandon his vessel; indeed, he is so angry that he can't form coherent arguments against the idea, merely shouting...

"No. If that thing drafts as much as it looks like, it's a miracle you aren't beached already. Moving it upriver would take a larger miracle."

Skreg and Rana arrive with the message. The lizardmen agree to follow you to the ship. Upon arrival, they show confusion and amusement, and a fair bit of awe, asking "How did you get that monstrous thing here? Portage? And why?"

Why should the Wolf send forces to Gibenei, when he has more to fear from the Old One than does Aliador? Aliador has merely voted, and the woman who did so is dead. It was by the Wolf God's hand that evidence of Iuz' treason was delivered to the council, and the traitor has now accused the...

"Iuz' breach was not a matter of morality, but of contract law. No 'good' or 'evil' is in question, so neither can rectify the matter. That said, I can assure you that any attacks by Iuz against neighboring nations will be taken into account when sentence is passed."

Rikandur: To make a private post, begin the section that is to be private with the header [sblock , and end it with [/sblock ; both need to be closed off with a ] .

EDIT: And that's what I get for reading this thread first. No questioning of Eclavdra now. Indeed, it's now an open question as to whether the drow Gallador took have any protection under the Treaty, lacking a signatory member as their ruler.