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Isn't this thread a little bit offensive to Eric's Grandma? Maybe? Well, unless Eric's Grandma drinks... in which case: THE KITCHEN SINK: Take everything alcoholic beverage you have, except for the guiness, which should never be mixed with anything. Mix them all together. Invite a bunch of...

For the short period that I ran a campain, the badguy was Slick, the Imp Rogue 2. Basically, his entire opperation was to use his Wand of Darkness to drop a big black ball on the party. Then, in the next round (he got surprise), he would fly in and poison one of the party members [EDIT: Heavily...

Man, only two more weeks for me. And only one of those weeks is real. The other is finals. And since I'm a smart junior taking lots of senior classes, I barely have to show up! SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER!

Makes fun of Silver Moon, the correct "tenth post 2nd page" poster. Links to some off topic website, possibly offending eric's grandman. I mean ma.

Basks in the light of the off topic posts he has spawned. Responds in kind to Kweezil. Points out the error in his previous post, citing that Kweezil was the 10th poster on the first page, not the second. Appoppolologises. Rubs hands together in anticipation of the tenth poster on the second...

I counter any origional statement made, and the counter a few subpoints. Reading this thread for extended periods of time causes me to spaz out, and I pound the keyboard, and then go limp, like this: lsdfadsafjsdk kjlfaksdjnhias9u yh879uimnfcvx67tuy gdfhgkd sfjak...

The barn was dusty and the wet, musky smell of horses was everywhere. The sun was already high in the sky, and flies circled the body, which had already been there for hours, lying face down in the soiled hay. Hollun rolled the man over and looked at his face, what little there was left of it...

Sorry about that. My school just gave me a huge battery of testing over the last month, from SATs to APs, to STAR tests. I had, well, no time at all. But now I do... so... I'll get writing.

Has anyone yet mentioned Battle Lords of the Twenty-Seventh Century. I picked a copy of it up at the "sell anything" part of a con for... i think three dollars. It took me four hours to make a character, most of that time flipping back and forth through the manual. Oh, and once I did, he...

Wow... Its been a while since I read your stuff, Dirge, and I have to say, it keeps getting better and better. I loved Nith and Myugle (SP), but I have to say Grummok is by far my favorite. He's as evil as Myurgle, but much more well-rounded. Its just cool. Anyway, I voted for the "lifetime of a...

a little omminous... Consider this my gratuitous plug for him; if you prefer to live.? Poor Mara... Mara the paladin, Sir Malachite the Hunter of the Horn, acceptable to you?" Yes; she will soon be houseless and beset by enemies, and will need My aid. Hmm... I'm scared by this one... what is...

hey hive!

Oh man... it hurts to laugh... Nope. Not even close to appropriate. the movie contains the "B" word, and the "N" word, but are used in such a way that it isnt really swearing so much as whacky. Mod feel free to pursue the right to edit and stuff if you feel it is inappropriate to the boards.

Hey hive!

This part was a bit boring and drawn out for both me and the group, so I am sort of summarizing it, rather than give a few pages of dialoge. The party walked across the square to the inn. The common room had a healthy load of merchants and townsfolk drinking, talking, and singing. Celia talked...

bed. sleep is good. I've had massive standardized testing all week, plus I have SAT IIs in a few weeks, a practice Advanced Placement test tommorrow, and the real thing in two weeks, in addition to having all my usual massive school tests. Grr... April is the cruelest month.

I like chai tea, or tai chi, depending...

I dont get it...

"Megazoids! Power Up for super ultra power!" ...errr.... wrong show. Hey hive!

Last year I read the whole thing out loud to my Computer Science Class when we had a substitute. It took 50 minutes, and that was when it was... maybe a third as big as it is now... that has to be one of the longest and most illogical rants ever.