The problem, as indicated by your quotes is that the designers have as idiosyncratic a definition of fun as they have of cool.
Heironeous is boring. Really? Bahamut is cool. Really?
Melora (who the $%&! is that?) is cool. Uh huh? Meiliki, Obad Hai, and Ehlonna are not. Uh huh.
I thought that...