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Me hopes ye not be takin' it down just yet! That scurvy wench Isabel caused me computer to walk the plank in the squall. Aye, were more blacked out than after a stop in a Hong Kong port, we were. (I was in a bookstore today and saw a "TLAP day" display with the book "Bubble Bath Pirates." I...

We likes that idea, precious, yes we does!

I read the Lord of the Flies when I was about that age. I remember being bored to tears. Oh, and I was irked that the violence everyone had fits about was *laaame-o! But then again, I vividly remember reading "The Tommyknockers" on the bus at about that age. Some people seem to think kids are...

Look, I didn't take the class on "tortures of the world" just to let it all go to waste. I mean, an A towards my GPA is all well and good, but really, I took it for the practical purposes of it, not the theory.

Rel, you have done me great favors. And it is for dis that I do not send your wife a link to dis, and you havin' to answer as to why you would prize "eau de meat product" over her love. I givea you dis warning, but next time, you sleeping wit' da Sahuagin, capice? -Lola "Joey" Corleone

And I love it when pizza guys come to make a delivery, and stay for the hot, sweaty.... Ooh, wrong messageboard. :o *sneaks out, leaving only the faint scent of pepperoni*

Liza?!? Do you see any donuts, small dogs, and/or gay men (closeted and/or out)? Darnit, now that I know people are associating me with a woman whose exhubby called her a fata$$ on national tv, I'm going to have to get a new schtick. And do you know how long that takes? First you have to raise...

As for that bit of history, even KIDS were getting drunk in Victorian-era London. I kid you not. Drunkeness was rampant, and there were no age limits or blood-alcohol level laws. The extreme lower and higher classes were the worst offenders. Not only did people want to drink away the bad times...

On the first "computer screen" shot, I looked at it funny... and then started playing the music. By the 5th note, I KNEW. And said "Babel Fish!" Why not "Douglas Adams!" or "Hitchikers Guide!"? I dunno, what came out of my mouth was "Babel Fish!" I really need the movie. I love the books, but...

Oh, and the tribute to Douglas Adams was great! I felt your writing was a spot-on imitation of "Hitchikers guide".

Well, the women's bathroom on the 4th floor was very vacant. And surprisingly clean. ;)

Oh yes, Code Monkey does rock for getting on this so quickly. Having a date already in place is great!

Is there any chance that someone could run a COC game in a small, dark room? Just a thought...

I disagree. I've been really intrigued by the storyline so far, and am enjoying it. Although if you've got that much material, you probably need to cut it down, I feel more connected with the characters with a little drama and backstory. Besides, you have Ben to interject a little comic relief...

*note to self: have "rainbow gobs of love" shirt made as Xmas present for Rel*

Pfft, if you were creeped out by that, why are you reading this particular storyhour, hmm? I mean, look up at the poll and see which options are "winning", 'nuff said!

Er... what?!? Link please!

Oh, I dunno. There's something about a sawed-off shotgun. And I often fantasize about my ex with a crossbow bolt in his throat. Knives are sexy in rituals, or for decoration. Sooooo... now that you've teased us with a trailer of the next story, Jonrog, when are you putting out?

Perhaps he's keeping his Pepsi Blue chilly with them. I know ice dissolving and making my drink watery always irks me.

Fenzer.... why? *Begins looking over shoulder nervously. He must be... one of THEM!* :eek: I can't believe that aliens would like to eat... um, rump gizzard. Wouldn't that be awfully tough? I'd attack GenCon, personally... all those plump, Cheeto and pizza-fed gamers... so bad for your...