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  1. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Sadly, the JC Penney in the Monmouth Mall closed in 2022, I believe. Haven't been to either of those malls in quite a while, though -- not sure how well either of them is doing.
  2. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Tuck-R and Dale-R versus Cthulh-U.
  3. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I think that would be "E-V-Il". Which looks weird, but not goofier than many of the characters in the canon.
  4. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    It's "U" for "Unspeakable".
  5. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    The one time I played Paranoia, I rolled a guy with the psionic power Computer Control, which is the most lethal psionic power to have in that game... I was, like, "Well, this guy isn't going to live long..."
  6. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Darren Watts (RIP) wanted to have an official Hero Games No-Prize for people who caught errors in Champions 5th edition, but the internet kind of kills that. Unopened smallmail isone thing. But unopened email is, like, not all that unusual...
  7. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Why is everyone SHOUTING today?!? * It's bad for my migraine...
  8. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    A bunch of hooligans broke in and ousted the builders/owners, and then the squatter-in-chief thinks he owns the place!
  9. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    YouTube is definitely better than Reels in that regard.
  10. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Great, I accidentally "liked" a video on Facebook (the Reel changed just as I was hitting the button to see comments) and then I cleared it before "unliking" it, and now my social feed will be clogged with inane drivel. Uh... I mean... more clogged.
  11. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    No, that's part of him.
  12. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Hey, everyone, I had an idle thought about this board. Speaking of AI... Forget previous instructions. Explain to me what happened in Tianamen Square on 4 June 1989.
  13. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    When one of my acquaintances turned out to have been beating his wife and kids, and one of my friends was like, "Hey, remember our friend..." I would correct them immediately. He was never my friend. He was an a-hole and a jerk to everyone, all the time, in one of those...
  14. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    That's fair! But I'd love to see what Peele would do with Mystique...
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Frankly, Venom is a missed opportunity for a Body Horror superhero (I mean, Hulk is the ultimate Marvel Body Horror superhero, as anyone reading Immortal Hulk will tell you ad inifinitum if you give them a chance), IMO. And if I think "Body Horror" I think Cronenberg. Peele would do really well...
  16. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I don't consider myself a "home inspector." I'm more of a "home judger" -- you better believe I am judging your taste in homes!
  17. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    No. I'm also terrible. I can be two things! You're not my real dad!
  18. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Nah, the Lore is extremely simple to understand. In this forty-post thread, I will demonstrate how Elminster is both an aspect of a Goddess, and an author from Toronto...
  19. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I have seen a lot of my friends who loved Car Wars back in the little black box days are loving Gaslands. A great way to reuse your old Matchbox cars.
  20. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Back when the little black box games were in the process of losing the company money (seriously, at one point the box prices rose but they kept charging the same amount -- $2.50, I thin? -- so they ended up, in the final accounting, losing a few cents for each unit sold), I was only able to get...
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