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You got your water in my chum-ocean.

Hastur? begins frantic chanting

My daughter has found the fedora she was given by the place we held her first birthday party. She loves it, and tries it on every conceivable way even though it doesn't fit, and many ways I didn't conceive of. I think she's ridiculously cute in it, but I'm biased. We're not sharing her photos...

Speaking seriously, I don't really care about player characters' stats. A lot can be adjusted in-game by adjusting challenges, a standard DM tool. When I ran 5E at the Hobby Shop, I allowed players to try 4d6-drop-the-lowest place-them-where-you-like once per character, and if they didn't like...

Yes. D&D. It's the only true D&D! But that's a discussion for a different forum*! * Honestly and speaking seriously, Edition Wars belong in the dumpster!

I feel like current ability score generation systems result in numbers just way too high. I've felt that since AD&D 1st edition, which had (ugh) options for different generation systems. My current method, I think, is very fair and leads to good characters: Roll 2d6 for each ability score, in...

None of those apply to me, practically the image of the Patriarchy. But like I tell people, I'm straight, not narrow.

Sure. And my actual boss would have been exactly arrogant and dumb enough to do it, but the HR person was extremely careful to ensure that the evidence would be massaged to support the official line. Small companies are sometimes Hell to work for.

... "Wrongful termination"? What is that? I don't think we have that in the US. At least, not after this administration... Speaking seriously, I work in a "Right to Work" state, which means they can let you go at any time for any reason.

I got put on a case, where it seemed clearly to me the guy was guilty based on the evidence presented, but most of the rest of the jury was dead-set on acquittal, since the only witnesses were police officers and they didn't trust the police. I finally caved in, so as not to be away from work...

I think the thing to do is to be a judge. Then, nobody can kick you out for going to court in your underwear.

I'm only familiar with it because of the Pendragon RPG, where "bohorts" are a part of tournaments, one of the best ways to increase peronal Glory.

Nah, they are. Mathematically, there are always two answers to an equation: a positive, usually-correct answer, and Ben Affleck movies...

That would be the dumbest flex from that guy, yet. And still, now that you mention it, it's plausible...

Bards on Pineapple Pizza: Do They Count As a Meat or Fruit Topping?

I definitively fall into the "Tech worker" category. My wife jokes about it constantly. But she also let me pick the baby monitor we got, because she knew I'd be paranoid about it and find one reasonably secure. And, to be sure, ours has absolutely no internet connectivity at all; it's an old...

Listen, if I wasn't into quibbling about minutia, I wouldn't be online...